Spiff. Head to Byzantine Secundus. Brother Battle Sarah mostly stays in room or talks theurgic babble with Cooper. Scathe actually listens when Illiad talks this time. "You seem less pissed off at life." "I'm being paid." "You assume a woman can't fight." "Oh no, I've had my ass kicked by plenty of women." Orc wizards. I don't believe in god. He believes in you! You just need to open your heart. STAB. Nope nothing there. And now I'm going to die. Where's your god now? He's right here! Shazam! Captain Marvel?! Raevyn dies. Captain Marvel, nooooo! Two large space stations are passed on the way to BS. Old Istanbul not Constantinople. Captial Imperial City looks like Coriscant. 80% water islands covered in cities. Manager Abram greets. Forms. Boring hooray. Muster with a metal fanny pack chained to his hip. Ren is going to teach someone not Illiad how to drive a damned car. Get out of my way! I'm driving! Sister Sarah leaves a number with the ship. Fal demands to know why you moved your seven story building and swaps out her keys. Meet up for spitalian. Illiad doesn't crash the skiff on the way to the Scraver's guild. Ren's accounts have been frozen because someone is looking for him about Illiad. Conference room guy hiding in the corner. Not the Unicorns!! Guy has mark of a cruller, the Imperial Eye. At the table is a scraver. Field Agent Gravin. "I'm unsure of the whereabouts of Dr Jones or Knight Darric after we departed ways, nor was I aware that was the man's entire savings." Oh shit I'm not as good at forgery as I thought. Dammit to fuck. Talked about Fal, blamed money on Darric. Scathe, please help! Imperial Eye and psychic go outside with Ren. "Excuse me Illiad, if you'll stop singing, they need to talk to us about the past 8 months insi- RUN! FLEE! DRIVE THE DAMNED CAR!" Fuck fuck I would kill this guy if it would help me! FUCK FUCK. "Dear PanCreator Jesus. Please send help. Love Illiad." Fullbody wink! Make him question his sexuality! "How did you end up the other side of the universe?" "My momma said I came from heaven." First time in character that some called Darric The Worst Questing Knight Ever. "Damn my overwhelming generosity and good nature! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to feed some kittens and pet some old people!" They want to search the ship. Ren succeeds in not wetting himself! Vorox: Attourney at Law! Thag has Power of Eternity! SHAZAM! "Sometimes I have to cover for him because he's a lying fucker." Thag watched Darric 'cause he kept trying to loot stuff. OMG that's true! HIGH FIVES. "According to your memories, clone baby!" "Shut up, furball." "At least I have a mother!" Worried about Illiad, but holy shit the vorox pulled through! Explained everything without lying! Darric is the cause of all our problems. I will agree with you in court and everywhere else! In fact I've signed this paper you can notarize! "Did I say Darric was responsible for Dr. Jones going crazy and trying to kill us?" "Did.. did you tell them that? I think you're confused and your memories compromised by your time in stasis." "Well you were in my head. Was it confused?" "Yes. Now that I think about it, yes, yes it was." "Do you remember the rat?" "Rat? What rat? Oh honey you're confused." We explain somethings by lying more and send Fal to be mind probed by a uber psychic. Oh Lightbearers smile on her. Dear diary. Some weird girl said I was nice. She said I smelled pretty and and poked my face. "I'm gonna get in a duel, you're gonna fuck with his head, Thag's gonna kill all his people." "Buh?" Illiad straightens Fal's hair while Ren practices forgery. "Illiad write your name. Illiad Decados Illiad Decados. Write another name. Harrison Jones. Harr- noooo! That is not the name I want you to write! Darric the worst fucking questing knight ever!... Hawkwood."
Slight Misunderstanding
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