Fading Suns: I promise to turn your camera off on fridays.

Sporn. Spweed. "Unless 'Death to all sinners' is some sort of greeting, that's not the information I need to know." ((novalite CANON deacon priest bishop archbishop)) "If it gets me to Pyre, I will ride that pudding suit." "I take it I should not act as I normally do." "No, in fact you should be the complete opposite of how you normally act. They aren't very bright." "Aww I choose to take that as a compliment." The silent auction is accompanied by a masquerade! "Oh no! Quick Illiad we have to go shopping!" "You have to buy a dress or possibly a suit!" "I'm dressed as a vorox! My friend's the back!" "How is it to see, Saul?" "I'm not sure sir." "I promise to turn your camera off on fridays." "Thank you for small mercies sir." fancy clothes on a private scraver island "Short story is that's my grandpa. He got turned into a rock." We see a thing at the auction we've never seen before. "It's a pegasus dressed as a clown!" "No. This is mine. I licked it. I farted on it. It's on my penis." Space shark. "Keep your thoughts to yourself. Some of them are revolting." "I like my thoughts... and hey, if you saw anything, you went in there without asking." "Don't mind Kristy. She always carries a lead pipe. That's why we call her Old Pipey." The screaming box has a mini orgasm statue! shard's at 80k gun 7k sword 35k suit 25k Yay we won! We're the richest and most influential people here! Illiad notices a relative picking up the statue of grandpa. Illiad's uncle called the ship to give him an invite to his niece's wedding. Illiad wakes up nekkid.. in bed with Ren. "Ren I thought we talked about never doing this." Think... Apparently it was AWESOME. "Yeah we can maybe do it again." and they high five. Twice. "Don't tell Fal. It will be awkward." They walk back to the ship wearing bed sheets. "Walk like you mean it." While Illiad is on the phone in a mask and a bed sheet, Thag goes to get a jacket and dresses Illiad. Wedding is in 6 months. Illiad impersonated Mikell Hawkwood and stole information and gave it to someone who shouldn't have it. Dekados benefited, the Hawkwood lost his holdings. He used to have no tattoos and black hair. How Hawkwood had obtained their land was ungood so the Dekados got the land in also an ungood way! Chemical troopers banned after Emperor Wars. Hawkwood on that particular planet were still manufacturing them, put all blame on Mikell. "The girl's not here. We're just dudes right now." "Eww... gay." Illiad "... Maybe." "I have a personal policy to try and avoid sleeping with coworkers." "Well you fucked that up." :D Sometimes botching is fun! Get three Avesti uniforms.