OP: Nautilus - Snowmen have no legs.

Everyone puts on pirate coats. Abigail and Teila are distracted by snow. Rhys spots marine vessels scattered about the island! Bewoooobs. Shoo oos yoor toots. "Does this keep going?" "Yes. FOREVER." James can only see himself in polished platinum or a reflecting pool of a child's tears. Cody is a giant shark man who steals door knobs. "We're fishermen who are here to buy nets 'cause someone was too retarded to buy them at the last port, ain't that right, captain!" "sigh.. yes." Snowman! "But.. it has no legs." Moostoorbooshoon. Abigail holds a snowball at Teila and she dodges, obviously. It hits Murray. Jaki's snowball army. Rhys buries himself, Teila flattens to the ground, gets hit by two, but makes 10 of her own. Jigen makes one perfect snowball. "C'mere Chester. Come closer. Closer." Chester is sitting on Murray's face. "Defend your territory!" Abigail lost some good men in the fight with Teila. Chester attacks a jaki. Abigail pelts Chester with snowballs and Chester is confused. Villagers approach and point at Teila and Abigail. 9_9 No animation no sound Chester beating a jaki senseless. Jigen says hi. Teila slowly stands and dusts the snow from her skirt awkwardly. Jigen whispers to Abigail about being fishermen. "We're lying." "Ohhh." We walk to town. Everyone is staring. Vince shouldn't need to point this out, but do you realize the position you are in? Yup. "We didn't keep slaves in cages! I only fed the slaves and cleaned their cages!" Rhys accidentally hands Abigail a gun! Line of 25 rough looking people with swords and guns and knuckles and tall as houses! Vince turns and walks away and Teila follows. The men charge. Abigail uses jaki clothesline and knocks down ALL OF THEM. Teila dodges a lady jumping from the roof. "Come along quietly." "Iwillnotbeavictim." Murray and Chester come to Teila's rescue. Chester punches her in the leg and she goes wtf. Teila takes advantage, shouts and swings knocking her down. Rhys climbs a building after a dude. Abigail uses jakis to be a dick to the guys on the ground. Benigan is confused. A dude notices Abigail is the one causing all this shit and has a spear! Vince is useless here and flees! Jigen draws his sword and kicks with cloud! He slices the axe in twine and slashes the man's chest. Chester chokes a bitch. Teila launches at a guy with a net who blocks with his Sephiroth sword. Man with a headfacescar misses Rhys by several feet and then Rhys shoots the swordnet guy who falls over and slashes at scarface who is happy.. but not like Grivven. Benigan is a 12th dimensional blackbelt and leaps on the man's spear and kicks him in the face and takes the man's spear. "Are you okay? That guy was a jerk." Abigail Big Toms. "Get 'em!" Teila gets kneed in the back and falls down. She will now play dead and the fight will be over! Jigen nearly skewers a guy who succeeds at catching his sword, but fails. Lady stabs at Chester who bites her throat out. :D Teila swings at the man kneeling on her back. "Mother fucker!" Man fighting Jigen "But I need.. that.. money!" The man left his wife and children and was fired from several jobs and this is his only chance to feed his family! Benigan footsweeps two guys. Watercolor: BATTEL!