OP: Nautilus - "Sorry I made a hole in the boat" cake

Abigail, Cody, and Teila tie everything down best they can. Shoot a cannon straight into the air? But there's this thing called gravity. The guys get to the island, but Binyet is not there. Abigail slingshots jakis into the birds and they swarm in midair. Binyet attacks Cody. Abigail "I can do nothing.. wait.. Cody no!" Teila nabs Abigail in midair and tosses her back onto the boat. "You stay here." Teila jumps into the water and drowns! Benigan "I thought up in the temple is where people did the dying. Can I come?" Ash rings a warning bell. Glasses guy is both horrified and glee! Ana helps round everyone into the center of the tree. Jigen sees the wind forming. "Why didn't you go warn the people?" "Why did you do that!?" Binyet stabbed Cody because he could hurt her. She doesn't think Teila could though. She wants the boat. "It's mine." "This boat doesn't have guns. It used to have a mermaid, but he's down there." *slowly draw weapons* "It has two." Vince brings fuses to Abigail as she points the cannon into the water. "What are we doing?" "The bad mermaid's in the water." (There are also two good mermaids in the water please remember that!) "Bad mermaid?" "The one that killed Cody." "Cody's dead?!?" Should we go uptop? That's how the people died! Should we go below? That's how the people died! We won't all fit in the elevator! Turkey Volume Guessing Man! Jigen "Shiiiiit." Benigan "This isn't a safe spot you lied to me!" Teila draws weapons and inks the water. Binyet doesn't swim at her? Abigail fails at cannon. Fire and hot metal shrapnels as the cannon launches into the air and falls through the deck. Kitty puffs and hisses at the hole. A fork lodges itself into a tentacle, a spatula grazes her back, and a small fork in her arm. "Abigail...." Binyet has a knife and a spoon lodged in her back. "What was that?!" ATTACK! Hey, the sun god Adzma! "I didn't want to do this. Yeah I do." Ash gets on the platform. Quick everyone be humble! "Let's all give thanks to the sun for shining!" "What does he want? Can't he see I'm on the toilet? Taking a dump on this island?" Jigen has a epic moment (witnessed only by Benigan) and tests his slashing wind (for a 49) at the Death Wind Sphere. "There is still a 1 on this d10! And there it is!" Binyet doubles over clutching stomach and head. "So you think I can't hurt you?" "But you're just a small one." "And it's my boat. I don't want to kill you because you're a mermaid, but you can't have my boat. Or hurt my crew." "Okay. Don't hit me." hobbleswim and depth charge! SWIM! SWIMSWIMSWIM! Binyet screams. Teila helps Cody. Binyet's body is charred and floats to the surface. Jigen threw out his everything. The sun is starting to rise! The scientists thank Ash! "No not me!" Abigail makes a cake with a happyface boat that says "Sorry I made a hole in the boat." Vince was worried about Cody! So was Teila. Cody can't move his spine. "Abigail! There is a fork in my arm!" "Was there forks in the other one?" *points* "You can see them!" "Then it worked!" Teila yanks the fork out of her arm and starts to threaten Abigail with it as she asks for the fork back. "I made you a cake!" "Sorry I made a hole in... THERE'S A HOLE IN THE BOAT!" Fork drops. "And a cannon!' Teila 9_9. "I thought you were dead." "I thought so too." "So did I?" "It's okay.. we're all alive.. the hurricane.. is gone some how..." "Can I have some cake?" "Yes!" Vince wraps Teila's arm. Abigail hands Teila a slice of cake. She sits on the deck, picks up the arm fork, and eats the cake. In the temple, the light hits the sphere and the area is bathed in light! Jigen can't move. He was overcome by faith perhaps! "God didn't do that. I take credit for that." "If I were any sort of intelligent, I'd have people kill you while you're like this." "Remind me not to piss you off." "Okay." They have nothing to offer because they are simple scholars! Remember that! Get well soon meat for Cody to roll over on. Bell eats cake ontop the cannon. Vince tries to bend Teila's tentacle. "Please stop that." Jigen passes out immediately! Watercolor: everyone eating cake on the deck next to the glowing tree and Jigen asleep.