OP: Nautilus - You knew what this was!

Ash buys Bell a stuffed animal. Abigail wants a plush seaking the size of a mattress. Ash gets it for her. She now loves it forever. Teila has a puppy and is trying not to look like she's been crying for half an hour. "We need someone who can fix a boat." "I can fix a boat. I just need stuff to do it with." "What she said." Everyone is too trusting. Unless it's a trap! We've been talking to tastebuds! You map good! Kinda weirded out by the fact that everyone is greeting us. SEAKING. Follow map to shipyard. BEES! Palm trees not good for boats. The girls pulls out 6 pieces of lumber. Teila are poutface. There's an embargo. Same boss with the symbol. Island chain with eternal posts. Map to the town hall to meet Boss Madeline. The sun isn't getting to Abigail. Her seaking keeps her warm. There's a big thing with leathery wings flying over. "It's Biscuit." "Please elaborate." "Um.. Biscuit." "What is Biscuit?" "A dog or a bird." James gave ice a blow job and it tried to return the favor. Like watching a snowman taking a shit. Ash thinks no one has names. But they do. Teila is still weirded out. Benigan, Bell, and Abigail have candy and cake. Vince, Cody, Jigen, and Teila do not trust anything and stand shoulder to shoulder. A giant turtle walks in with a young lady on his back. Everyone LOOKS. She's maybe 15? The other island was apparently mean. "This island is the smart one. That island is the stupid one." "This island is the creepy one." LASEREYES! Jigen is being sarcastic! Teila goes to leave to check if the raft survived. Moose head with batwings. "It's not a puppy!" Also a fox and a hamster. O_o Personal wind poot. Gentlemen punch little girls! The hamster fursplodes into a giant green stegasarus. Ash uses the turtle as a shield. "Hi Biscuit. That's a good Biscuit. Can I leave? No? Good Biscuit." The fox runs under the stegosaurus. Cody and Abigail stand there staring. Benigan stands up on the couch "Damn disrespectful kids." backflips and kicks the stegosaurus in the head. Vince full body tosses himself out a window. "You knew what this was!" Jigen is evenly matched with a stegosaurus.. or a hamster. Teila tests Biscuit and backs into the room. Ash grabs Madeline who grabs the fox which turns into an axe. Abigail tells Big Tom to punch the moosebat! Benigan is going to ride the dinosaur.