Xcrawl: WOOD ELF!

Lindsey rolls 1 "Good thing I wasn't rolling for anything!" "You failed at nothing!" "Shasta forgets how to breathe for a second." Room covered in layer of sand. Looks like fake desert. Baelen gets knocked back by something. Something is moving in sand. It's invisible. Shasta: "Ghosts! I totally kicked a ghost in the face!" Baelen stabs and it is a giant blue scorpion. It stabs Baelen. Shasta punches it in the head and it stabs her in the boobs, but she's fine. Find vial. Invisible. W00t. Right, left, and door. Open door. Oh no goblins! Close the door! Too late! Everyone falls into a pile. Then everyone attacks.. except for Cailei who's out of spells and can't do anything. Le sigh. Fine. Fed up. Cailei huffs up and stabs it in the chest. If runs away and hides behind the weapons rack with the goblin that surrendered. 500gp each price hallway curves to right wall of flame (get pieces of scroll to turn off flame) BREAKROOM! Couch. Sleep. Dress ruffles go puff. Ivelos goes into shower sparkly after Shasta (nekkid) and Emma (sports bra) "I'm nude and I'm going to get wet!" Emma walks out. "GET OUT OF HERE!" *deck* slip boobs collide with Ivelos's face and they tumble out of the bathroom as Zone walks in Cailei wakes up. "You can use any appendage to attack me." Shasta wails on him. Ive: unconscious, but excited. He's wearing pants, but he's going on a little camping trip. WOOD ELF! Shasta shouts "No one come in til I'm done!" and goes back to the shower. Emma and paramedic run over to him "OMG My teammate's dead!" Ive: "I don't regret anything!" Cai: rolls eyes, "bastard" in elvish, flops back down. Zone and Baelen: elf- You're a crazy mother fucker. Random orc swear words come from bathroom. Emma lays on hands and Ivelos tries to go again "Back the hell down! Are you retarded?"