Avatar: That's what happens when an airbender farts.

We wake up. We had a dream about robbing a train. Jing "You were there. And there was stuff.. on fire. And a rock that said to stop robbing trains." Li "That's not what it said." Jing o_O It's still night. We go back to sleep. It's windy and cold. Jing makes a rock tent. Kenrea makes a vine mansion for those on the ground. "It's a murder of wolverinecrows!" feets? Jing bends up. Ninjas. "Shh.. we need to go now." "Where?" "Not here." "What's going on?" "There's quiet men in dark jammies running at us!" Xiao "How are we gonna get down?" Jing "Like this." the platform plummets like a rollercoaster Jing stops it gracefully though. Too bad the others were in the trees. Li "How'd they get in the tree?" Jing "Airbending and apparently an enchanted forest." Li "Hello? Enchanted forest? Oh. Why am I listening to you?" "They're fire nation assassins." "Fire nation assassins? In Ba Sing Se? We have to go!" Jing "Hey girl.. I don't know your name. Can you get them down?" Xiao "Yeah okay. HEY YOU GUYS!" Jing o_O "Someone out stupided Jing!" Tree group "Oh what omg!?" Jing "Shh! Just get down here!" Kenrea "Why?" Jing gets very high pitched "Because we're running!" Xiao "Don't yell. They'll hear you!" runs and they follow. There is hot behind us. Li makes a fire wall. Xiao "Goodness gracious great balls of fire!" Kenrea bends branches out the way. A shuriken goes past Huan's head. Jing runs out of breath and gives a ninja an earth hug. He looks like a little volcano! Kenrea grapples one with trees and does the waterbender dance "We call this a drowning in a river style." Huan foots one. Li ark of the covenants. Xiao airbendies and they all look. "Oh sure. The naked kid with arrows all over him CAN'T be an airbender, but I wave some air around and everyone notices!" "Mikoh's ass is gone." "But the rest of him still sits before you! That's what happens when an airbender farts." Heatwavey singy Li. They bust out of my volcanoes. "Awwwww!" They run away or get blasted. There's one still volcanoed. Li cuts off his ear before talking to him to let him know he's serious. "He can't hear you now! He has no ear!" "Who are is your leader and why are you here?" "Who is your daddy and what does he do?" He makes remarks about your mother and her occupation as a prostitute. Jing gets Huan's sash for Kenrea to bind her arm FINE LEG. Huan helps Li by squeezing the rock. The man doesn't talk. Li tries to firebend his face. Xiao airbends it away. We leave. The youngin's is disturbed. There's a very rural town nearby. Jing and Huan will enter alone and get Mikoh clothes. The sun rises. Jing whines and falls down purposely. Li dances. Kenrea goes over to her and then falls herself. Xiao sits and reads. Huan could keep going, but blah. So we sleep. Li keeps first watch. We get up a few hours later. Li shares his trail mix and wonders why we weren't attacked. Xiao suggests moving the earth to make our trail go another way. Jing whines. We did the hokey pokey and then split off into 7 different directions. "Apparently they split up after doing a ritual dance." Afternoon get to town. Impliment Jing's plan. She and Huan go into town with Li's 3 gold to find clothes, bandages, food, and lodging. Good luck.