Sunday, August 9, 2009

Avatar: If it helps, I have a soaking wet pair of breasts.

Jiro is going to go steal clothes for Mikoh. Jiro, Huan, and Jing go into the town. Xiao sings. Kenrea rests. Mikoh runs around. Li tries not to kill everyone. Windmill in town and a handful of houses and farm and little market. 5 little kiosks. Fruits and meats. FISH. Couple selling clothes and fabrics. Jiro wanders behind cart. Jing and Huan go up, a little tattered. Silk. Can't afford. No touching. "We don't make much money." "Well actually.." "And it's my birthday.." "It is?" >_> Jiro grabs npc clothes and change purse. Full body wink. "Hey.. hey!" Benny Hill theme Jiro runs and jumps and is hanging from the wall now. Pulls himself up and gets hit in the head with a rock. "Where'd they get rocks anyway oh yeah Earth Kingdom." The waiters notice some familiar air movements. And HEATWAVE. Firewall. Quick! Towards the safety of the town! Huan's busy thinking about stealing the clothes. J: OMG the sky's on fire! We go towards it. Jiro "What's going on!" limplimpwisperrun X and K: "Jammies!" "Technically we could escape all this right now.. but I might feel bad if they died.. and there are those posters.. of course we're probably not making that better by going towards the fire.." and Jing is left to think. Rice are like little plants. Kenrea rolls around like a dog in its own poop. There is stabbing in chests. And fire. And Kenrea tosses some water around in the rice paddies and the firewall goes out. Jiro uses a ninja as a shield. Fighting fire with fire doesn't always work. The earthbenders have a moral dilemma. Kenrea gets picked up by some villagers. Xiao slams a dude into a tree. "Somebody meaner get him!" Jing has idea! If they're heroes, we'll get free stuff and we won't have to buy it or steal it!" "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard." "Let's do it!" "They've saved us!" "No, the waterbender did." "But she's with them!" "No she's not." "She.. was.." Xiao: "If it helps, I have a soaking wet pair of breasts." Roll your boobs! Creepy boys breathe. The 14 year old airbender nude on the airscooter. His penis is the joystick. They're the waterbender's friends! Mikoh's missing. "If you love something, let it go, if it comes back.." "Shoot it." Jing glares at the boys and all but one leave. Pixie cum shot. You've caught the nude. Doctor gives us clothes and food and lodging. Penis rocket. The woods are dangerous. Li finds a dragon whistle on a ninja corpse. Blow it and a hawk comes. It has a parchment with family seal of Kor's family. "Dear Boss. They are totally dead. Love, The Ninjas P.S. Send money." "Honored Tarus" lol "Go hawk! Wait how do I send it?" "You should know." "Oh yeah.. Go hawk!" They find Mikoh's tracks, but he's done the hokey pokey with some non-ninjas. Yay hospital food! Character backstory swap! Hadake! And Mikoh! Who's dressed! "Pants. Wear them. NOW."

(final session of game)

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