Fading Suns: Cooper's pooper killed a trooper.

Thag docks us. Living ships ripping up other ships with arms. Scathe shoves the hacked jumpkey up his ass. "I applaud your dedication." Ren "It'd be nice if the welcoming party was a party." everyone stares "Just let me have my moment." Illiad "Dream in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first." Ren "He can't crap. He's full of key." Guns pointed at us. Cooper tries not to wet himself. 12 heavily armed guys. Leader has phoenix symbol on chest. Decorated soldier. Illiad notices one guy in the corner tries not to laugh. Corp. Richards looks at clipboard. We're early and obviously haven't been briefed. Strip search. Follow Lt. Johnson. Everyone is armed. Now get nekkid. Old balding man in a lab coat and hook nose. He's rough. Ren "Ow! Hey be careful with those!" Illiad yelp "You aren't even gonna buy me a drink first?" Thag "Meeyuh." The guards are taking bets on whether or not the the doctor was gonna get the vorox. The rest of take bets on if Cooper will scream or not. He botched! Yay! "Hey Illiad! We're going to hell!" *highfive* "But we'll have 5 credits!" *highfive* "I've been going to hell for years!" *highfives* Cooper falls out of the curtain after pooping on the doctor. Corp. Dick comes down the hall. "Doctor? I assume they check out?" Everyone tries not to giggle. "Follow Lt. Johnson." giggle. "If you are smuggling something or have someone else on your ship they are probably dead." Cooper "I sneezed and then tripped." Illiad "You're lucky. He stuck his arm up my ass!" Cooper "That was my god protecting me." We roll to keep calm. Illiad giggles. Thag "You pooped." Ren looses his cool and laughs loudly with his brain. Lt. Johnson leans on a wall to stay up right. "It's okay.. you can let it out." Cooper "They don't teach you how to deal with these things in theurgy." Ren "You mean there's somewhere that they do!?" Go in room. Round mahogany desk and the ugly lady Major Natasha Bolshavik. Normally we would have been shot. Yay luck! We're a week ahead of schedule. We'll have to stay here for a bit. Ensign Cavena short hair lady. Go to quarters pass two people in black escorting a handcuffed Lt. Johnson. He abandoned his post. Awww.. Common area with 5 rooms reserved for ambassadors and visiting nobles. "Cooper's pooper killed a trooper." Bored bored.. oh hay space checkers. Ren beats Illiad even though both cheat. "I beat you fair and square because we both cheated and I won!" ".. well true. THIS TIME!"