Fading Suns: Hullrats and You

(this post contains "sporanges" which began the tradition of adding "space" to the beginning of words.. just pointing that out ^_^)

Ren answers smallish lady "You don't look like Illiad Decados." Package in cargo too large to bring. Thag snores. "Thag! I got a present come on!" House stamp on giant box on a hover thing. "There's airholes and it goes raaar! It's a kitty!" Illiad whams himself into the crate! "It's a box! Just what I always wanted!" envelope "My dearest cousin Illiad. Unlike last year, furry animal unfortunate end. tales of weird holiday of earth years ago Xmas giving of gifts in spirit hopefully use and accessories. Love Nadia third cousin removed." Thag goes Gordon Freeman on the box. There are smaller boxes inside the crate. Ren "It's like that Earth toy with the children inside of other children." lliad "A bus?!" Silver and buttons. "Thag! Make the buttons do!" heart monitor? Open box. "Know the box that River was in?" "Did you get a naked girl?" "I did get a naked girl! Wait.. you're a girl right?" naked curly red headed girl. "Captain! I'm sorry! Captain where are you!" "I'm right here. Shut up." "Last thing she remembers they were on Icon being boarded." "We're on the Relentless near Stigmata." Random space date: tuesday. "Does your cousin belong to some sort of new aggressive business management recruiting firm?" "It's called nobility. We own you." "Sorry it's not longer, but that's what I was wearing." "It's better than what I was not wearing." Illiad opens the other boxes with signatures and symbols and documentation. Buyer seller and notary. Lt. Faltracia Kenar. "Excuse me." "We were talking." "Yeah I know. That's why I said excuse me. Jeez. Rude." "It's not as bad as the last place." "What the shit place?" "Yes the shit place." "Where is that?" "I don't know I wasn't paying attention." Something else rustles in the packing material. "Fool me once..." Space rat! FACESTUN! Ren finds its thoughts and lifts it into the air. Thag stuns it. Ren "Thag. Kill it harder." Snaps neck. The crate will now be incinerated. Faltracia comes back down dressed. "I'm gonna send my cousin a book." "Hullrats and You." She was sold to pay off her late captain's debts. Thag has a pet cozy. "Ricky are you lost?" "Work beating you up?" "An orc is beating me?" Double vorox Jet blades. "So why's he the captain?" "Unfortunately it's his ship." Let's get a continental breakfast! Sporanges! It's Johnson! Poop. Really, it was worth it, right? The alarm goes off. Illiad tosses food at Ren. Follow the green line to the barracks and then take the purple line. "We can both be right." "Fine. But I won at checkers." "You did not." I'm assuming Scathe is is smart enough to go to the ship. However, we don't have the gate code to get out. Thag and Fal and hack into the system. Faltracia: "I want one of those." Ren "You have to lose an arm first." Iliad "Biten off my a large monster." Fal "Nevermind." later Fal "Can I have more arms added?" Scathe gets the key. Illiad: "Oh no you touch it." So what illegal things are you doing? Remember when I said we were delivering a package? We're smuggling a package! Who's butt is it in? Illiad gets a spinny chair and we turn off the gravity so he can spin. Anti-gravity vomit! Then we go to Nowhere. It smells like ash. Not ass. Ash. "Excuse me ladies and gentlemen. We'll be experiencing some turbulence." "In a general plummeting fashion." "Grab your balls if you got 'em." "And everyone but you does." "I vomited in mid air." "That's not a sin."