Fading Suns - Eskatonic Pop-a-lock

Illiad freaks out for 15 minutes. Fal wakes up and tries to get unbuckled as the deck is face first in the ground. The viewport is cracked, the control panel is missing. "Am I hurt?" "You're dead." They start mountain climbing the ship to find the others. Ness got beat up by his own armor and has Ren's unconscious body. Cooper is hanging over the door to Ness's room. "You alive?" "It appears so." In Illiad's room. Ness can't wake Ren up (because Kristy needs a 1). Brain dead psychic! Hangin' with Mr. Cooper! Ness lays his big sword made of awesome and epictanium to make a walkway across. Nevermind, he just jumps into the common room and lays Ren on the wall in a flat surface that won't drown or electrocute her. Illiad tried to jump to Fal's chair, missed and hit is own chair with a tiny flashlight in his mouth. Ness falls and crashes in his armor. Ricky needed something to heal with so Raevyn gave him Kristy's eraser. Illiad is gonna climb up Ness's sword. Because he's probably crazy. Cooper uses his mattress to cross into the common room. Ren's not bleeding as much because she's run out of blood! She's pumping crude oil and we're gonna be rich! Cooper heals Ren a little and splints the leg with a med kit. Only light is from sparks, the flashlight, and something in the kitchen. Ren comes to and screams as there was no pain killers. "Ren, do you want some pot?" "[Yes!] in obun" "What?" "..Yes!" Ness climbs through the broken blast door into the brother battle's room to find dark murky water and closes the door back. "Sarah's dead." Illiad gives Ren lots of pot! Ren eats it. Ness boosts Fal up who tries to figure out how to open the door (but her hands are shaking) and look for Ao. Cooper heals Illiad. "Use yourself as the circuit! We can make another you!" They prepare to cook Ren, but he's already baked. Illiad isn't sure he likes Ren enough to suck his dick, but would roll for it. Illiad pats Ren (with dilated obun eyes) on the head and takes the empty bag away. Cooper climbs over the kitchen to his room. "If I shoot out this panel, will the door open?" "I have no idea." "Let's give it a shot. Ha I made a funny!" *bang* Lights go out. "I'm blind!" "Can you feel your fingers?" "No!" "Make them touch." "Yes!" "Now count them until you get to 900." "One!" "Quietly." "... two.." "I'll take another shot in the dark. Ha you made a funny! No wait, it was still me." Fal continues to freak out. Someone falls (Cooper coming back from his room). "Ren, was that you? You didn't move, right? What number are you on?" "Thirty three!" "Okay good. Cooper, you okay?" Look over with the glow stick. "My blindness is gone! Oh wait, it's back." Ness holds up Cooper to reach the closed door and he does his turn to ash power. "Hey guys it's snowing in here!" "That's a good Ren. What number are you on?" "152." "She can count fast." "You didn't tell me how fast to count?!" Sky! What's left of the ship is into a cave. The tail section is up on the ground level. Cargo is there. Space shark turns to dust. "Oh Spacey." "What number are you on?" "180." "She slowed down." Ness fashions a sling out of the bed sheets and climbs the rope. "Hey.. look at those things sticking out of my leg!" "Yeah, keep counting. 186." "You skipped some!" "Well then you'll have to start over." "*sigh* One." "I love you psychic foot." "That's right, keep counting." Welcome to Ness Airlines. Please keep your hands and feet.. oh. The crossbow totally didn't do what Illiad thought, but now he has a use for it! Batman! "Hurray!" *fling the crossbow* "Illiad." "I can get it back." Fal is up the rope like a lemur. Everyone follows. Crashed through giant skyscraper sized trees and big vegetation. Tail of the ship is burnt and sparking. "What number are you on?" "What... numbers...?" Find Ao tangled in chains, barefoot, black hands and feet, and bleeding from eyes and ears. Whiplash from swinging around like a monkey on an electric fence. It starts to storm and they take shelter in the tail section. Illiad sits in the rain with what's left of his ship and what's left of his crew and takes a long hard look at this life. Fal gives Ren a shot in the leg. "Lay down." *whump* "Ow. Hehe.." "Look up at that on the ceiling." "What.. what is that? Looks like something burned.." *Ness pulls leg to set bone* "Ah! Ceiling's gone! I don't want to count any more!" Leg splinted, cauterized, and set. *vomits* Fal puts burn ointment on Ao. I sliced open his stomach and put some on the inside because I thought that would make it better. She keeps out a needle for if Ao wakes up. Acid rain! Roll xenobiology. "That's not a human." "I wrote a thesis on it. Let me sight my resources. There's one." Big green bugs hopping around! Illiad's gun jams. "Please don't lay eggs in my stomach." Illiad "Are you talking to me or them?" Illiad shoots one. It leaps across the hole, Ness misses kicking, Fal takes Illiad's revolver and shoots, and Cooper doesn't smite its face. Ren tries to affect their emotion, two step back, and one steps up, thumps his spear, beats his chest, points at us, and crouches with his spear out. Illiad steps up, confused, crouches, and points his fusion gun and shoots. Now he's missing two of his four arms and a portion of his torso. "Step back, Cooper. I think I've got this. Thanks for trying to punch it, but you see, I have this big gun." Illiad stands on on his spear, tries to shoot his revolver, but it jams. Guy continues standing so Illiad tries the assault rifle and he falls. The others stab their spears into the ground and bounce off. "You're now their king. Yeah, I have no idea." Illiad sits on the ground and looks thoroughly confused. "Ren can I ask you a question?" "You just did. Continue." Illiad and Ness are put off my Fal being dark about killing Ao if Ren discovers he's brain dead. Illiad looks into the hole and sees the face of a statue. Help Ren over. It's a statue of the race that made the gates. "What's it doing in a cave?" "No one really understands everything about the Anunnaki. I.. wish I could walk." Ness hollows out the bug guy's carapace to make armor. Illiad, upon request, ties Ren to his back and climbs down on the rope. "Hey want to help me find food? We might find some.. acid vegetables. We could lick them and see if we catch on fire." Illiad falls and catches himself on the statue's forehead. Manage to slide a trap door open, begin climbing the ladder down, and the door shuts above us. The rest of the group manages to start a fire.