Fading Suns - Self Replicating Poop Won't Stop

Spesus. Splunger. The darn stupid noble you came down here with did some darn stupid things. "I hope I never have to work for someone like that again." Ezekial. Al-Malik expedition was a failure. Sees a space ship shaped comet crash down. "Sucks to be them!" Takes Paul the Red Shirt with him. The surface crew hears a hover craft as they try to make an umbrella out of leaves and bug shell. Fire a flare. Ezekial radios that there may be survivors from the comet. Back inside the face, Illiad is scared. They reach the bottom where there are old wooden tables. "We found an ancient living room." Two doors and stairs. "Since we're trapped in here, we may as well go on." "Yes please. Since you're the one with legs." Dias with glass panel lights up with hovering symbols. Elevator, door, something, don't choke my taco, Anikrunta, Sukara reoccur. Push door, it open gates, now there's open cages, empty thank the lightbearers. Table in each cage with chains. "How worried are you?" "I've been terrified since we got in here!" "Let's push the one I can't read." Panel changes with lots of check boxes. "Illiad, remind me when we get back to the ship-" "What ship?" "Oh.. touche. Then push the longest one." "You realize I'll run with or without you." "I am strapped to you at the moment and my arms still function." "Just so we know." "This day can't be worse. That's right. I said it. And now I can't take it back." the sound of gears turning. Meanwhile! "I don't think our flare worked." the engines get closer. "Maybe it did." It's an entire space station! The empty flare cartridge kills Red Shirt Paul. Land skiff near ship wreckage. It's not a space station! How silly of me. It is a comet. Techie Dracula I want to suck your bandwith. "What happened?" "We angered someone." "No we didn't! Our sartha dampeners exploded!" Ezekial turns to Paul who has died while they were talking. "Take me to your engineer who's injured." "There he is." Paul is going to take Ao to the ship. The skiff hovers out and just plummets into the hole. And Ao is now dead to us. "There are two more of you? Where?" *point down hole* "Which one of you is in charge?" *point down hole* And another botch. Welcome to the game! It's a giant fucking head! He jumps back 20 ft. Fal is not amused. "You know your captain. Should we wait or go after them?" "If something explodes, we should just leave." Gears loud smash thud clank. Ren starts to freak out wait no, I'm good. Tools of cutting and bad things slam into the tables and raise back up and there are channels that run basins. And the other button turns the lights on. Figure with eye above head and bleeding socket Anikrunta, Sukara other skeletal with fire for hair with cloak of eyes. Between them are scales. Elevator button 3. Down. Balcony looking down into another area. Maybe someone could preach from here. Ren and Illiad argue about glowsticks with Ren knocking it out of Illiad's hand off the balcony. Stone chairs and the light fades out into acid. Ezekial has guards watch the ship remains and they will go look for the others. They make a boat and go sailing in the lake of acid. They assume Illiad and Red went through this tunnel or fell in and died. Stone benches. "Captain of guys who need saving!" "Who are you? Are you a bug? You speak great english!" We'll discuss ownership of the temple and payment later. "I don't like this guy." "Me either, but we think alike." :/ Landfall. "I don't like going into crevasses." Not dark ones anyway. Bright shiny crevasse! I'll try to read this with my gun! "Do you have rope?" "No. I have a crossbow. Want me to shoot you?" "You could try." "Oooh that sounded like a challenge!" Fal calls the elevator. "Ren, how's your leg?" "I'm trying very hard not to think about that right now, thanks." "Can you feel it?" "I'm trying very hard not to think about that right now, thanks." "What's happened?" "This." *Illiad pulls Ren's leg up* "Illiad no Illiad no Illiad NO!" We're on Istavan IV. Ezekial was hired to escort Nobel Greg Al-Malik to take photos of the local wildlife. *raspberry* Illiad has people agreeing with him that there might be acid on the lower level. Sister Sarah went picante on our asses. Illiad pushes the second floor with Ness and Cooper not on the elevator. Ez is touch sensitive to vibrating machinery. "How about the people who can walk make the decisions." "... I'm going to remember you said that." "Who fixed your leg?" "..." There's a door. White room, tables, sterile, crystals on ceiling, panels and instruments, psych link (want want!), Illiad's seen it in a book. Ezek pages his ship, Illiad and Ren have an eye conversation. Illiad shows Ezekial his penis and everything's in order and hires Ezekial. We get in the damn boat. "Is any of it salvageable?" "You're the engineer! I'm the GM! I don't know this shit!" We go to Ezekial's ship and take everyone to the med bay, Med Officer Jack Rayner. "I'm sexier than him. You should work for me." Fal was ransacked by pirates, pillaged, and her women were taken. Commander Sena is the charioteer. Ren and Ao are healed. Aruging about whether or not we were gonna kill Ao. Now go to sleep. Ren will temporarily limp slightly, has some scaring, and will have to collect poop robots for the next week. :C And has a crutch. Mic pins and we're going back on an expedition, but first some people ant to get their stuff from the wreckage. "You gotta poop?" "No, Illiad." Fal thinks Illiad throws his clothes away when he's done with them. Hover Lollipop. "It's a good ship." The church sanctioned it. Intergalactic soap box races. We won't check Ren's stuff because it's in a Schrodinger's Cat situation. Go to floor 1, it's the cages room. That's confirmed now. Send the elevator to 5, it comes back without acid. So we take it. "How do you know? You're not psychic. I'm psychic." "But I know you're pissed." Embalmed ukar bodies with chests open behind tapestries post mortem gashes on cheeks and forehead, labeled with names. Statue of figure with three heads and two wings holding a sword chained figure all mouths and teeth, in each mouth is a sun scribbled in. Cooper bleeds from the nose 'cause God doesn't care. Ezekial and Illiad explain about the psyclinic. Ren is on the elevator. We go up. Ezekial says he might be able to work the machine if he could translate it. However, Ren fails at translation. Zeke determines that the chairs have diagnostic abilities and four buttons. Ness and Ren both sit. Over Ness and Ren hovering display now changes color with two options, one faded out, two on Ren's. Ness didn't know he was psychic. Illiad sits down, his buttons are red and he gets a fourth option. Zeke hits the "cancel" button and now the idiot is psychic. Illiad passes out. Percentage bar. Zeke starts getting technical about sensors and cancelling slowly, Ren thinks something is up. Great. Something happened. Illiad's psychic. "If you would like to choose your option." "*mumbles* He better not get my powers." Ren passes out. Ness and Ezekial argue about buttons and finally Ness pushes as well. Ren wakes up first. "That did almost exactly what I thought it was going to do." "I can move things with my mind." "Yeah cool, isn't it?" Ren and Ness can both read ukar now. Weird. He's human. "I'd sit in the chair if my head wasn't made of tin foil." Captain Baked Potato is speaking in ukarish. "Woaaaah." It's a man in a hat. Fal sits in the chair and asks Ren to go to the control panel. Error message: genetic abnormality. "It's 'cause you're not human, sweetie." "Hi, mics." "I'm not wearing this any more." "If it makes it better, I'm 60% not human." Fal is disappointed in Ren. "We're even." Self replicating poop won't stop. After passing out, Illiad's got his english back, but he can also speak and read ukar still. "On a positive note, [we can now talk in secret in front of everyone else!]" Before they were sexually active, now they're psychically aware.