Fading Suns: Everyone's got fingers.

Spouch. We all go drinking. Illiad likes the lemonbrick drink. Ness double botches! Ness dies of alcohol poisoning. Cooper turns water into vodka and gets everyone more drunk. Cooper ends up in his underwear and rosary, Illiad is wearing his ladies panties, Ness has a sword. They get picked up by cops. Ness tries to pick one up. Illiad tries to ride ontop the car and is boosted by Thag. "I wish I could tell you I don't know them." Fal's makin' waffles. "Welcome to friday." Ao is a true blue. "Oh." "Oh. You're one of those." "I'll show you to your room." Ness botches an observe. Questing Knight curse! And botches again! "The galley is this way and I see you've been informed about fridays." "Why aren't you wearing pants?" "You aren't either I might note." "Ah!" Ao doesn't have Imperial Brand, Muster, Charioteer, Scraver. Has Reeve, Hawkwood, Hazat, Leagehelm (unescorted), jump gate engineer, Sanctuary Aeon, Avesti, Velisamil. Vau like him for some reason. "How many people do you know that can say they've hung out with, had tea with, and been personally invited to a party by the emperor?" "I don't know." "At least three." Naked limbo. The boys lose due to erection. "Do you people have clothes on?" "Yes, it's saturday." "Quick take your clothes off!" *flash* "Oh!" >_< "Just kidding. It really is saturday." "Let's buy panties!" "Can I come?" "No, it's a surprise." "That sounded wrong.. unless you meant that." "This is your project. Ness, Ao, this is some guy. Enjoy." The common area looks like Party City exploded. Coconut bras, grass skirts, dildos, a vorox pinata filled with slim jims. Scathe brings two kegs that don't exist. "Excellent. Do you high five? Then we high five." Ness, Ao, and Thag buy nice clothes. "We're not wearing this in the street. You guys will trip and electrocute it." Scathe makes the ship go dark. "That was cool and I like you more and more every day." "I'm so scared I might pee. And by scared, I mean excited." "I hope no one rapes me with my new panties." Ricky is Mary-Kate. "Surprise!" *waves gun* "It's okay. I brought armor." "You're smart." Mantis Tears is the name of the Decados booze. The keycode has been changed for the evening, written down, and hidden under Ren's plant. Half of us are tripping, Ren makes everyone but Ao happy as well. Ren hugs Scathe. "Accept my affection!" Thag wins pinata! Psychic musical number! Shadowboxing lol. "Sometimes the lights blink." "Ren is the smartest person I know ever. You're smart." "You're pretty." "You're smart and you're pretty. I'm pretty and rich." "I'm not pretty, but I'm strong." Illiad mumbles. Ren speaks in Obun. "She's so smart I don't even know what she's saying!" "You're drunk!" "[obun] I'm drunk!" "And you're lucky because you've got both bits." "Yeah, everyone wants to fuck me." "I've got fingers." "Illiad! So do you! Oh shit, I have one!" Ness unfolds hand. "Oh holy crap!" "Fal, you have fingers!" "Possibly ten of them I don't know how clones work." "Scathe, did you know you have fingers?" "They've been there the whole time." "That's deep." "Do you know what this is?" "An octopus?" "No, a flock of these." "How does an octopus swim with only one!?" "What's this? I don't know, but here it comes again." Fal eats ice cream with Illiad's gold spoon. Spoony. Drink a slurpie really fast while having sex. Aneurysm. "Do spoons breed?" "This is my spoon." "I'll fight you for it!" *leap* *shove* "But I love you! /cry" "Aww.. that's so sweet." "You don't love me any more." "Oh sure you are honey." "You're a slut." "Yup. Welcome to the party!" "You know what's weirder than a spoon? A spork." "I hate those things." "The ill-begotten union of a spoon and a fork." "They DO breed! Make more spoons!" *throws spoon* "Just watch. Tomorrow we'll have an army of golden spoons." "We can sell them and be rich forever." "I'm already rich forever." "Rich-ER. You can't not be more rich until you have all the money." "Remind me to ask the Emperor tomorrow at the party for all the money." "It's not tomorrow. It's the day after so we can sleep tomorrow. 'Cause I'm smart." *points to forehead and passes out (off switch) and Ness holds up Ren by the arm* Scathe passes out. Cooper dances on the floor all night long. Upon Fal's suggestion, Illiad dumps the frictionless gel all over the floor. One, two, Scathe. Fal rips off her dress and goes careening into a wall. So does Cooper. Everyone else, even those passed out, go sliding everywhere. "This isn't what I wanted." Ren slides past. Fal passes out. Cooper passes out. Thag passes out. Illiad and Ness aren't sure if they're sleeping or awake and pass out, but they're not sure. Ao is last, but eventually falls. Ren and Ao wake up in the bridge, Ness and Cooper in the engine room, Fal in the cargo bay, Illiad in Fal's room, Scathe in Illiad's room.