Fading Suns: Dear Emperor. If you take my attorney, my boat will die.

Speeceearr. Illiad fails at drinking, Fal botches. Cooper crits! Illiad wakes up under a Decados symbol between a man and a woman. He collects his pants and lacey underwear from amongst the naked bodies. One has a Hawkwood tattoo. "I had sex with his friends on his bed after I killed him? Wow. That's low even for me." Illiad talks to the boat as he tries to drive back to the ship. Illiad does not have an STD, but Fal has a hangover and listens to Illiad's voicemail. "Hey it's the money guy." He wants Thag. "Dear Emperor. If you take my attorney, my boat will die." "It's because you're smart." "Are you? How long have you known? What else are you keeping from me?" Fal takes a nap while everyone else goes off to the palace. Phoenix guards. Ren can't help but be eee! Sure you can float above the ground, but your ass keeps beeping. "Yesterday I killed a guy!" "But it was legal and his girlfriend watched!" "But who will fix their ship? Illiad can't answer the phone." "Oh god really?" Buddy movie flashback clip sequence. "You might be smart enough to get off the ship, but he'll die." "I don't want to loose my naked vorox!" "On the way back to the ship we'll get you some peanut butter and a gold spoon.. would that make you feel better?" "... yes it would." "That's right bullet! Leave me! I don't need you! I can replace you! I will have a better you tomorrow!" "Who's gonna fix the ship?" "We're gonna die that's who!" "Is that another vorox?" "Oh no We're Gonna Die and his sidekick Dear Jesus No!" "He's going to be ambassador to all the vorox basically." "You're gonna get eaten. Have fun with that." "There might be one thing I can do." "You're gonna leave us Saul!" "Um.. well.. yeah." "Sorry." "Imagine you once cut off your finger in a blender because you thought the power switch was on the inside? Do you remember that Thag!?" Fal and Ren argue about one day throwing off the schedule. Fal goes to find a new engineer. He's shirtless and has blue hair. "How you doin'?" Ao. "Do I have to dress all fancy like?" "Clothing is optional." "Cool." "Nice hair." "Thanks I was born with it." Ren makes a mental note to check on friday. Illiad is wearing AC/DC shirt and gold spoon behind his ear. Ao braded a thief for trying to take a crystal on Velisamil. "I've been branded a thief most everywhere." "You're not a very good thief then are you?" Affliction: Penis too big for pants. Must wear kilt. Ao is shown around. Ren visits Scathe. He's not a scraver? Assassin's guild? Naaaah. Priest chick skaunkered. Peculiar. See you saturday. Bring booze. Go out to eat. "Are you Illiad Decados?" "Yes?" safety click. Ness Malagros His family swore fealty to the Decados. They grew up together, last seen when they were 8. Thag, Illiad, and Ness leave Cooper, Fal, and Ren.