Fading Suns: Illiad fails at phone, but succeeds at getting-my-buddy-out-of-jail pants!

People bet money on Thag drinking people out. Fal makes it to her room and locks her door when someone drags a body on board. Illiad wakes up at the bottom of the loading ramp in the buff. It's friday! He CHOSE to do so! Thag wakes up missing his Saul arm in a jail cell across from an unconscious female vorox. Noise violations, public indecency, assaulting an officer , destruction of property, bestiality? THOR SENIOR!, etc .. fairly scared group of cops who will never be clean. "Sir.. I have all sorts of crazy right now. Can I take leave?" An officer in full npc garb drags a duffel bag and nude Cooper wearing only a tie around his head. "You're lucky he didn't poop on you." Ren wakes up at the top of a bell tower with rosary beads that look like Cooper's. Still dressed and slept comfortably, but remembers taking preacher man to a few bars after leaving Illiad to help him loosen up. As Ren climbs down he notices smoke, fire, destruction, blood, poop. Illiad a phone rings "HELLO?!" it's still ringing. Thag making his one phone call. "I got picked up for multiple charges." "You are like the coolest guy I know!" Illiad fails at phone, but succeeds at getting-my-buddy-out-of-jail pants! Though he doesn't know where the jail is. He's a noble! Fal is in love with Illiad's ass. He's singing about pants. "Do you need help?" and a door slams. Illiad has a happy day and trips off the pier into the water. The bell tower belonged to a church. Surely this rosary is not Cooper's because he would never do what I'm thinking. Must belong to a church patron. I will leave it here! Vague direction of ship go. Illiad sees cops escorting numbers of people in cuffs. Fal doesn't know what to do with herself. As it happens in every game, a virgin gets laid. Saul is surprised he survived. And has audio of the previous night. And Thag overloaded his arm before feeding it to a man. Ren finds a list of numbers in her pocket, one of which is surprising. Consul Malif? He's a rank within the reeves, but unfamiliar with rank structure to know how he ranks and Baron (ooh!) of Decados (aww) (it's Illiad's nephew!). Ren makes it back to the ship, just missing Illiad. Illiad goes to pick up his vorox. He needs a lawyer. Ren can do that thing with her face! Is she a lawyer? Thag electrocuted 5 officers and the death penalty is on the table. Fal takes a shower in Illiad's shower. "That ass was in here. And we're not talking about his personality!" Illiad calls Ren with the help of Thag. Ren doesn't know any lawyers, but hmmm. "I'm waiting for you to hang up." "Why?" "To see if you had anything else to say, Illiad." "Well I don't! So hang up!" *click* Ren calls Malif. It was not a dream. And Ren remembers that a Consul is the second highest rank in the reeves. Cassanoooova. "Thag's in jail. I'm going to help get him out. Do you want to come?" "Is Illiad there?" "Yes." "I'm coming." Malif is very nicely dressed. "It's very nice to see you again, sir." Fal to Illiad "Are your pants dry?" Ren "What did he do?" Illiad "Who is this guy?" whisper at the same time. Malif can get Thag off for 200fb! By pinning it all on the girl. Run away from your problems like a good boy! "Are we even now?" Ren is curious and reads Malif's mind. We were drunk, his place, his kinkier things, hidden in secret room of house, illegal, hope your wife doesn't know. "We'll keep in touch. Give me a call if you want to do it again!" Thag gets his arm back. It's busted. Ren uses psychic power and she and Illiad high five in the air while Thag tries to fix his arm. We go to the muster to sign Fal free.