Fading Suns: Worst questing knight ever.

A hacked jump key, scroll, and 4 key cards in a hollowed out book. Scroll is recipe, but it's hiding a code. And we get on the skif and go. "Are your pants crumbling inside?" "What do you think I cum acid!?" (Anthro Fury Penis - From the Balls of the Dragon Acid Cum Psychic Penis) Go to the ship. Illiad changes pants, "I gave him the ass boy's room." Ren has a plant. >_< There is arguing about cashing of checks, Thag honks the horn, and causes Ren to swerve and Darric falls off. At bank, Decados with shaved head and top knot. Cashes! "I'd hide it under my mattress. But I don't have a mattress. Or any money." Ren forges a check. There is more arguing about the amount and the bank information. Anti-gravity whores. Darric is gonna flash his questing knight badge to make up for being a crappy questing knight thus far. Write the check for 20k. "Blahdeeblah wrote me a check." Worst questing knight ever. Darric now owns a time share in Nowhere. He has 40k. It passes. And Darric's made a 5% donation to the bank. "I want a big gun. One that shoots far." Fal checks on her account. She is listed as dead and slave. She can come back tomorrow to change her status. She glares at Illiad. Illiad is listed as MIA and doesn't want his parents to find him. It's not that he's crazy, he's just not crazy enough. His entire family is composed of one person. Fal's skin comes off in the shower "Naked friday's gonna be awesome." Illiad visits the statue. Nothing happens. Cooper heals Fal. Ren messes with the soul shard. And it's friday! Laundry day if you prefer. Fal smells like bacon. Let's have bacon and eggs for breakfast! "I hope the grease pops you." "I hope you choke on your vomit." "I love you too, sir." Ren writes another check for 20k. Cooper will be honest with you. He's hungry. We divide up the monies in the nude. Over the next two weeks to the jump gate there is random anti-gravity time which starts with no warning, plays circus music, and when the music stops, you fall. It's space musical chairs. We decide to use the mystery door. We're gonna crash into a space tree! Do a wheelie! Something in the back explodes. It's the sartha dampener. Hurray! Through gate. There's a blue dot. One of the maneuvering jets is borked as well as fuel regulator. Which we manage to fix. It appears we're heading to Madoc, high tech world guild owned. Church has access to surface and there isn't much land. But beneath the ocean there are labs and cities. Fancy sea cuisine, orum race lives in oceans, experimental stuff. Fal will get to be psychic for a day. The pilots miss the space dock and land in the water. Thag "Ahh.. NOW I got it." We go to port. Let's go shopping, then get dressed up, then go to a fancy dinner! "I don't love these any more!" Darric and Illiad get nice wear. Ren buys a fancy male and female outfit. Illiad and Ren split the cost of a dress for Fal. Thag gets pants and a coat. Cooper buys nice robes. Food costs 20fb. Ren teaches Fal how to sit in a hoop skirt. Fal, Darric, and Thag fail at ettiquite. Darric flips food into Thag's mouth while Fal cries about not being able to keep her skirt down. Ren and Illiad move to a new table all dainty and laugh at them. Then we go dancing. Illiad and Ren are graceful. And then we go get piss faced. (Darric died of alchohol poisoning)