Fading Suns: Where are the cheese puffs I have to poop!

Spettiquette. "You all seem to have a lot of faith in my ability to piss people off." "Excuse me. I'd like to rent you for a few hours." "While that may be true, that is not what we're purchasing today." Charter a boat to Grunch's private island. Red kelp purple water it's pretty! Party's up on a plateau. Preying mantis is Decados symbol. Party on some yachts. Also Hawkwoods and some guards. Golems, floating machines and floating chandeliers. "Why don't you have any of those?" "Why don't YOUR FACE!" ((Baron Grunch, Ulantia priest chick, Borwick Stones banker space jew, Alreck old engineer, Oblix scraver, Entrox doctor apothocary)) Marquis Illiad Jorge Concherto Decados. Don't botch your peeing! Botch! You hit the shower. All the more impressive for a female! Critical success your urine teleports into the toilet and flushes itself. Illiad has a stroke on the stairs and we pull a Weekend at Bernie's with Thag's arms through Illiad's coat. Heads turn. His pants have an ass, but no crotch. Illiad and his Decados! Ren succeeds in mingling as Fal botches. "What a lovely evening.. how are yo-" "Where are the cheese puffs I have to poop!" Thag finds food! It's a rare meat animal! It is now extinct. Elderly Hawkwood approaches Ren and Fal and asks to cut in to dance with Fal. "Is there anything you are trying not to tell him?" "Because that's the one thing you say!" Cooper blends in. Grunch is talking to Oblix. They seem angry. Psychcic wut? Shrimp shrimp! This is boring. Where are the cheetos? Illiad critically slaps Grunch on the back (and activates his shield) as Thag belches. "So cousin! What are you like 60? And you only know 30 people? Wow. Can't help but notice you didn't invite me, obvious clerical error on your part, but don't worry. I forgive you." And duel. "Well that was easy." The emperor's Decados girl is going to officiate. Take your 4rd action. You're dumb as three butts and twice as pretty. Cooper "Pardon me, Thag. This man has riled my blood." And decks the guy. I have respect for Cooper. Fal cheers him on. Ren tries to calm down the scraver and the engineer. Oblix doesn't calm down. Illiad super stabs. Shishkabobs his stab arm to and through his chest. Blood spray! Cooper dodges. Thag bitchslaps. Ren commands Oblix to stop and Cooper clocks her. The Decados empress likes Illiad's style. Ren thinks "High five!" to Illiad. To the band "Do you guys know anything that rhymes with Illiad?" Illiad and Thag critically drink while grandpa Garric Hawkwood (Darric's uncle) babysits drunk Fal. The unconscious people are taken away. More shrimp and beer!