OP: Nautilus - I kinda left his daughter's back end a little sore.

Ricky's new character can be Lenny's half-bird lovechild. The bird is slightly dry. Abigail jumps onto the bird and tries to take off. NO! Benigan wants to drive. Abigail's also driven a bird before. Teila hangs on to the bird while the others argue and the bird takes off. One part terror one part glee! Slightly off course. "Go this way." DIVE. Abigail is flying through the air wihout a bird. Teila and Ash cling to the tailfeathers. Benigan is gone. Ash tries to ride the plummet! Teila tries to convince the bird to level out. Ben "Something's.. wrong..." Abigail jakiwhip's around the bird's neck. Don't strangle it! Ben is grabbed by jakis. "Oh crap." At the last moment it levels out. Abigail skips along the water surface and it hurts. And back up again! "This is not at all like riding on a boat!" Teila helps pull the jakis, Abigail, and Benigan back onto the bird. "Arms! Like! Noodles!" It takes two days. We are hungry and have to poop. Abigail brought sandwiches. "Do we have to sleep up here? I don't think I can do that!" Cody "Teila told me to tell you that it will be okay, but you are a cat." Cody fishes and sunbathes. Vince spots something odd going on in town with binoculars. There's a huuuuuuuuge flag. Blue with gold hawk. Vince is Wikipedia with a bandaid that can run away. If Teila were to summon the puffbull on the bird it would fall out of nowhere in the sky and fall into the ocean distracting everyone and then we die. "Really. Do you think in this small town where everyone is smiles and draws maps for you, that we are responsible for this." "Thanks for the sarcasm." It's not pirates or marines. It can be seen from 500 miles. The bird group can see it. It has something to do with high class society. "Please elaborate." "About what?" "About whatever the hell you're talking about." "Something about causing daughters to swoon..." "You got vain somewhere, didn't you?" War were declared. V formation of albatrosses leaving the island. Vince starts building a window. "Should I have gone with them?" "We don't even know if they're alive." "Fuck." Trees hurray! Below there are giant bubbles, a jelly fish forest. "This isn't going to go so well. It's either this or you go back to the stupid island and build houses where everyone will be mean to you forever. I mean not me, I can swim away, but for you guys it's going to suck." The biggest trees ever one could build two boats. How to get one of those trees onto this bird? Metropolis in the middle of the trees. Older guy in black jacket stands on a plateau. Bird circles and lands. Teila lets go and plops to the ground. Everyone else jumps off gracefully. "Bathroom's that way." Fumblerun. "Welcome to Shadonis." Shakes your noodle. Drake, he's in charge here. We crashed on Malik. "We need to fix it." "What Malik?" "No!" "Did ya fight the hamster?" I knew it! She was a little girl! "I kinda left his daughter's back end a little sore." Gentlemen rape little girls! Abigail is given an allowance to buy food. Drake points out "This is interesting and that is interesting and mlerner there's your friend." Pretty boats. "Let me introduce you to the deck boss." "Yes please do!" It's a giant, Chuck. He kills Ash for making a woodchuck joke and thanks Teila for her compliment. Teila is in heaven. They start talking shop. "There's a name for that?! I didn't know that! I will remember that forever." "C'mon little lady, I'll show you." *climb onto hand* "I love you." Abigail gets a job at the restaurant to get more food. Iron Chef One Piece! The jakis will do menial backbreaking work that no one wants to do and he only needs to feed Abigail. Hired forever. Abigail is in heaven. Malik and the other two islands used to rely on Shadonis's exports. Ash asks about devil fruits. Surprise! They're on Malik! He printed the devil fruit book. If Teila hadn't just been to the bathroom, she'd pee herself! Chuck also upsells some tools. Teila are :D! Jaki's periodically vomit money for Abigail. Benigan has been dead silent and pale since Drake introduced himself. A warship is heading towards Malik. It'll cost 700 for everything. Chuck gives Teila a free chisel. We get to stay in prison for the night! I have apprehensions now. "Well they didn't disarm us." "I have arms." "Uh-huh." Drake Malakite. He was a pirate for a while and a crazy kungfu master. Unarmed Drake. He trained at Ben's island briefly and they had nothing to teach him. "I'm scared for my life." Fuuuuuuck. We have about 650 beli. Ash and Drake go to a casino. Ash is a pokerman. How much wood does Wood Chuck chuck? Drake is better than Ash at gambling, but he makes out in the end. 900 beli! Yeeees. Vince has built three windows that he can leap through all of them, breaking the sound barrier, and teleporting to another place. The ship is closer and the birds are still flying. "They're gonna kill the boat." And Teila will kill you all. Bell takes Manta, some food and blankets, and and locks herself in a room. Naut looks at Jigen as if to say, I'm a cat. Jigen pats it on the head. Cody makes fun of Vince for being scared. "Let's get our stories straight. She started the fight." "Right... no wait, it was you." Nicely dressed armed folks and Malik looking stately with an dial axe bear. "Afternoon gentlemen. Seems we have a bit of a problem." "There was a transaction that occurred." The game went from "We're safe at the boat!" to "We're safe in prison!" Blame it all on Darric! Abigail goes to work. The others go to the shipyard. Chuck can take us in his boat to Malik to collect Naut and fix the ship here. OMG that is what we're doing! Drake will let us use one. Kelp Day! It's like Mer-mas! "We're going to ride a thing." "What?" "I don't know!" " A jellyfish." "A jellyfish!" "I'm gonna need vacation time. I have only worked for one day, but I've had 30 people working so surely I've garnered some vacation." "I cannot argue with your logic." "Let's ride a jellyfish." The boat is giant sized and pretty. "Wow!" *hugs the railing. Teila and Ash help get the boat ready to sail. This door is too big! This door is too small! This door is juuuust right! Several giant sized walk-in freezers! The boat is lifted up on jellyfish when Drake whistles. "This is what flying feels like." "We've already flown and this is better!" We'll be there in two hours.