OP: Nautilus - I'm going to run towards the pile of men!

We're gonna start an international incident! Ash tries to glean Drake for info. "I'm sure there's no end to the trouble with pirates." "Oh there is an end to it! It's a noose." Tish tosh. He hadn't even made it halfway down the Grand Line. Malik is flanked by Big Dick McGee's wife. She smiles at Jigen in a manner that says she's gonna rape your corpse later. Jigen takes the blame. "Your cupcake is a dumb ass liar!" The orca mermaid Gogo's at Jigen who ends up pushed back to Vince. Cody says "Nerreeahaheeguh!" Smoke grenade and Jigen steals Malik's axe. He tries to take it back. Vince screams in what you assume is pain. Ash's porthole is facing the wrong way. He should get that looked at. The boat approaches the island and we see the boats. :D YAAAAaaaaeeeehhhh...nnn.. /sigh. :< Whip around Jigen's sword, slam the axe down, Malik's bleeding, Kristy has magic dice powers, pulls the person with the whip, Kristy loses her magic powers, slam again, and JET DIAL. "Stophimstophimstophimstophim!" Eat at Abigail's. Malik eats Jigen's face off. Block a few attacks and get hit by one as he rockets through the army. A guy is flying! Cheese! And James punches himself in the head. The guy on the whip is grabbed and Jigen is drawn and quartered! Bean dip. Giant cannon. "Yes, the cannonball will kill our friends. That's fine. I mean, that's not fine!" Benigan has a happy seizure. "Teila are you coming?" "I don't.." And we're shoved into a canon. Teila grapples everyone and a couple jakis. "I'm gonna count to three and then something's gonna happen. One." FIRE. Abigail is stunned and jakis go flying. "ABIGAILABIGAILABIGAIL!" "Oh shit!" Zorb! Impact and poff! And what of the cargo? 10 feet from the fight oh damn! Cody is not surprised. Jigen's sword is jerked off. James has magic dice powers, Jigen can fly, James loses his magic powers, Jigen tries to rocket the axe back to the spiked metal ball and embeds the axe partially into it. Lifts and now there's a metal spiky ball on the end of his axe. Jigen isn't going anywhere. Malik is asking to be kissed. ORC WIZARD! Raevyn has magic dice powers, Jigen tries to bite Malik's nose but Malik remembers, but they don't make out. A girl goes cactaur! Teila hits the dirt but good, Ash tries to dance but Teila has no legs, Abigail blocks with jakis who die with needly happy faces. Malik tries to head butt Jigen. It's like gay chicken went to far! Ba-cock! Guy grabs Malik and attacks at Jigen. Malik raised his axe from a hatchet. Big guy swings at Abigail who flings herself out of the way as Ash tries dancing again and they get hit, flying 20 feet away near Vince who is covered in bandages and sitting in a pool of his own blood, one of his arms nearly cut off. Points out the guy grappling Malik. "Here's an idea, Ash. Think of Jigen as a lady for the next couple minutes!" Two whips fly at Teila, who rolls in the sand to get away. "I'm on the ground and I'm alone!" Cody backhands a guy who comes at him with a spear. Ash "I'm going to run towards the pile of men!" I go into battle crotch first! "I'm gonna tackle this guy off." Abigail jakiwhips at the big guy and it ends like a glass ornament at a brick wall. A girl swings a book at Teila who continues to tumbleweed away and the girl hops back when Teila grabs at her legs. Benigan flying jump kicks at the big guy's head and shatters like glass. Benigan no!