Monday, August 10, 2009

OP: Nautilus - I'm Old Greg!

Sleeping was had! It was great! Go to visit kitty and kitty's on deck. Blood stain from fish. Teila spots a 22 Jigen spots a 4. There's slimy algae in the water around the ship. It's bad. Certain species of Seaking calling card do something on the bottom of the ocean that causes the seaweed to rise. Oh no Seaking! "Ohnoohnoohno." No one remembered to keep watch whoops. We're moving slowly. Suddenly the front of the boat rises. Vincent falls below deck, Cody falls overboard, kitty goes flying, Teila botches and catches the kitty along with Jigen, Rhys goes into the seaweed, Abigail lands in Jakis, Murray lands. Tada! Kitty fluffs and flees. Rhys blorps! But he has legs! At least he'll die with dignity. And by dignity I mean a penis. All the ice cubes clumped together when the water came down. Rally together! Save the children! There's some floating off to the side. Those are dead. Cody catches Rhys and there's a ball of seaweed with eyes and human teeth. And Rhys is dragged along at a speed he'd rather not. James pulled his butt by sitting on it. "What kind of seaking is it?" "The kind that eats you why are you asking me that!?" Cody rockets out like a torpedo. "Sails! Focus, Cody! Sails!" It raises. "I'm Old Greg!" Abigail grabs the mast and screams. Make a slingshot. "Are you crazy?" "Yes." When everyone starts moving, it leans in closer. The goat looks at you as if to say "Fuck you man." Teila will talk to it like a fish. What do you say? "Hello?" Use your charisma! And then it can have sex with you! I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM! It tilts its head-ish area. Murray will make the goat pee itself. Bipeeeedal. The seaking licks the boat. Murray goat rabbit bleeck. It's warm and unpleasant. The mermaid goes into a straight line on the other side of the mast. It eats some Jakis. "Please don't do that." It makes loud noises and Rhys goes deaf. The goat passes out. Murray gets bored and starts stacking his animals. Abigail establishes integrity. In HER mind. Vince has a gun. Feeted. Robin smells like head. "That's right. Good Seaking. Mother fucking sail. Good fishy." Murray "Wait for a 38. You'll know when." He's a rabbit on a goat. Abigail jakilaunches Jigen straightish into it's middle. He is now wedged in wet seaweedness and something squirms against his back and arm and leg. It's all tongue. He flails with sword and has pierced a weird looking fish with lips dying. We all take a round to stare. It reels it's head back and makes the most annoying sound in the world. Boat starts to move away from the seaweed and the thing looks concerned and starts to lean towards the boat. Teila says "Please stay there. We'll come back." It stops and looks sad. Murray gets the goat to extend into a snake towards the seaking to rescue Jigen who is climbing the outside of the seaweed. Jigen jumps onto the the snake and is pulled back on the ship. "That's right. Stay there. You... you." It lowers it's head into the water, rises, and spits water. Teila hugs the fuck out of the mast but fails and goes into the water. It has tiny little stick arms every so often, but it is staying put. It looks sad as we sail away and moves its eyes below its mouth. A small part of Teila feels bad, but the rest of her realizes that it could have killed us. It's 9am. Let's make breakfast. Naut is hissy and too agitated to eat the meatsnacks Teila gives him. Abigail cooks. Jigen smells weird. We realign ourselves to the route. Breakfast is delicious. We can't seem to get the seaking off the horizon. Teila and Abigail and jakis swab the poop deck. Swab it. Naut eventually calms down and eats the meatsnack when Teila's not looking. Like a kitty. Jigen checks on the girls and one is bleeding from the head, both unconscious. Over the next couple days Vincent doctors on the girls. Weather's been good. We take watches at night. Jigen sword trains. Teila tries to make the kitty her friend. Teila and Cody fish. Watercolor: everyone doing their daily tasks on the deck, Abigail's set a fire and is roasting food, the thing is still a black dot on the horizon. SPEED LINES!

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