OP: Nautilus - Swab the poop deck. Swab it.

RhysFerret goes in the boarded NO door. Surely they wouldn't have put that there if there was nothing inside. He pulls out some matches and there are dirty white sheets and a mound of something (possibly a couch) and a few books on a shelf which fall apart on touch. It's a couch made of DEAD PEOPLE! Upon closer inspection, it's a large cat. "No! Not my kitty!" Teila's going to her kitty room with pockets full of meat. Murry hasn't known Rhys long enough to know he's a trouble maker. He has known him long enough to know he's younger than him, and thus a trouble maker. Teila tries to sneak off to the kitty room. "Were there any other doors?" "Uh... I dunno gonna put the shiny somewhere bye." Abigail picks a bunk. Jigen goes to talk to the girls. I can't decide if this is confusing or awesome. "That was the captain. Don't get any ideas." Bad pirates are bad! I don't think we're so much pirates as just one of them made a flag. I think we're going to bring everyone home? Yay! How old are these girls? Legal. Raping road trip! Murray takes Chester and Goat (Kay) to look for Rhys. "The kitty's invisible! Wait no.. kitty's gone!" "I'm not food. I can get you food." The kitty rolls over on it's back. It looks at you as if to say "I'm a kitty. What did you expect of me?" Teila finds Cody waiting outside the meat room when she flings the door open "Cody no!" Next door is the NO room. It's just been kicked in by a rabbit. And Rhys has a scarf covered box. The door is filed with lies! "None of the other rooms changed... not that I'm not disappointed that this room has changed...Kitty?! Eww." The entire crew shows up and argues about the kitty. "Did you know there was a giant cat?!" "Yes.." "And you weren't going to tell us?!" "Noo.. I was going to feed him and name him Nautilus." Rhys goes to read the one book he saved, but there's a hole in the middle and an eternal post. Chester huddles in the room scared. "What direction is the scary coming from?" "Go back to your room." "But what if there are dead people in there?!" Check the closet and under the bed. And then they rape you! Teila goes through every room and then starts over. The kitty is on the deck. Rhys starts sailing. Jigen tries to get Murray to help with the kitty, but Chester and Kay don't want to. Abigail looks in the galley. It's not here! But I should start on dinner. Commotion so Teila goes up top "I've got something important we need to talk about." "Is it about the cat because I'd like to talk about the cat." "Kitty!" Rhys has 4 logposts, some point to slaving routes, and one was in the NO room. Kitty stomach black, fur gold with a line of stripes. Teila feeds it and pets it. Eee! Manta followed. Murray tells his animals to get up here. Chester listens because he likes you, but the goat only thinks your neat. Rhys decides we're going to the NO room logpost. Murray demands Kay come up and Chester has to grab him by the neck and drag him. Kitty purrs like an engine starting. "He's not mean! He's purring!" Poop deck. Poop. Poop. Swab it. Swab the poop deck. Swoob too poop dook. "Hey Teila." "Yeeees?" "We need to fix the hole in the captain's quarters." O_O "I'm going bye." The kitty gets up and starts cleaning itself. "That's right. You're a dirty kitty." "When did they make the flag?!" "We're pirates!" Teila in the Cpt's quarters "Whoo!" Fail at finding a cure for Vince's motion sickness. Rhys tells Abigail to budget the food. We will last a week and a half. "Why are there three cakes this day?" They're for cake day! Murray "We only need soup!" Teila "I like cake!" "I know I said this before, but I can fish!" Cody "I once caught a fish thiiiis big." Sushies! Teila patches the captain's quarters, but will need higher end materials and tools to fix it fix it. "Hi kitty. He's a good kitty." Kitty lays his head on Teila's lap. Meh..meeh! What part of meh don't you understand?! He's a sea kitten! Abigail can have one crazy day a week. Uh-oh. A bell is ringing. Dinner's ready! "Kitty can't fit through door.. Kitty CAN teleport." C'mere kitty. The kitty looks at you as if to say... There's a fuck ton of food. Turkey, fish, suckling pig, a shandian going crazy.. Cody returns with a flounder that's wider than the boat. High five, Cody! The kitty starts eating it. Jakis with knives start dismantling the fish like ants. "Before we kill him and smoke his meat!" Awesome tiger shark octopus mermaid babies everywhere! We all go eat. Jigen goes to tell the girls to eat. Kitty phases through the floor into the chains. Put food in his bowl and say g'night to Nautlius. Murray tries to barricade the kitty in the room. Teila leaves it open. "Wow Abigail, your room is pretty." The girls have a sexy pillow fight. A sexy NAKED pillow fight. And we sleep. Watercolor: Rhys asleep, Murray asleep, Abigail sprawled, Teila with Manta mumbling about kitty and puppy. Jigen laying awake. 9_9 Fade on jakis busting out of the fish.