OP: Nautilus - It's going to lick us and we're going to die.

The ground is littered with torn open bodies of townsfolk. Jigen jumps down from the tree and scuffs his knees. Murray still doesn't know what's going on. What the fuck? What the fuck. What the fuck! Kay's their god. We told you this. Oh yeah, sea dysentery. Kay looks at you as if to say "Kill me." Benigan approaches the merpeople... and then moves on to Rhys. Jigen has owies. "This is twice now you've saved us!" Teila from a distance "Another feast!" Why is Murray smacking the snake? "Because he's done with the chicken!" "There could be more than one." "And then they would eat each other's poop!" Rhys "There's nothing in this bag. Where do they come from?" You don't have kung fu mental givey-ness. Rhys takes passed out Abigail to the ship. Jigen whistles towards showers. "Bend over. Genbo's sister works there." Haha she's gonna rape you. Jigen turns for the ship. Kay slithers up the tree and is going to vomit but he's gonna eat the nuts. Greg licks the boat. Teila "The world is dizzy! Let's take the slide!" Cody "I'm not sober enough to think this is a bad idea! Let's go!" Jigen properly sullies the slide. Whee. Teila goes down the slide head first! Whee! Flop. Cody lands like he's not drunk. "Oh hey guys! I have to tell you something. The seaking is getting closer. Shhh.. I forgot." Jigen "Quit licking the boat!" The seaking goes under the boat and lifts it up on top its head. Teila is suddenly sober. "Don't drop the boat!" Rhys "Diplomacy is over?" Teila "No and if you hurt the boat I WILL KILL YOU." Jigen "Can't you talk to it?" Cody "I don't want to." Rhys "If this doesn't work, I can kill it yes? I'm planning to." Teila "Boat hurt. I kill." Rhys "You won't have to. I'll be dead." Jigen "We'll be stuck here and I'll have to marry Genbo's sister." As the rowboat approaches it opens it's arms. Did you just rape my character with my head? "Put the boat down. Get out from under the boat.... not in that direction!" "What are you telling it?" "I'm telling it to kill you. What do you think I'm saying? Either it's listening to me or we're going to die. Yes. It's going to lick us and we're going to die." Murray and Benigan talk about Kay. "That's why this is called evil tree island. I know. I was there." Murray gets bored and wanders off. The seaking bounces the row boat on his tongue and lifts them into the air. Teila cries. Cody swims towards them. "I don't know what I'm gonna do when I get there. Fuckfuckfuck." Teila jumps off the boat as the seaking leans down to look at Jigen who yelled. Cody throws Jigen at the ship. He tries to find the girls. They're unconscious. Kitty is laying on the deck. Jigen tosses a girl down to Rhys and hops down. Onto the seaking's tongue and quickly off. Rhys hops down. The seaking looks sad and drops the rowboat. Murray found the slide! Rhys uses command "Put down my boat." "It's not your boat." "It's not your play thing." The seaking looks sad. Teila talks to it. It might understand. "Sometimes there will be bad boats who are mean and you can play with those." "I think he's gonna be our guard." "That's dangerous." "But kinda cool." "Yes, but dangerous." "Only for some of us." "And I'm worried about that some of us." "Well you tell him to go. Go ahead. He's underwater. I'll wait." "I should have left you with the other captain." *GASP* "He's not the captain. What say the rest of you?" Murray's gonna talk to it. Teila asks him to come to the surface. He wasn't going to hurt us. He was just playing. Murray says nod for yes, shake for no, and then dances. Impasse. Maybe it's not a seaking. Maybe the people who live here know what it is.