OP: Nautilus - Evil fruit pooped out these things.

Murray is short. That means he's impotent. Chester informs him that Kay is gone. He swims to the island... but there was a second island on the other side of the boat. Teila forgot she had something important to tell the group before she got drunk! Murray gets to THE STAIRS. Reverse farts. PFFT and Ricky goes flying. Abigail gets excited and passes out. Look an evil! *draws penises on Abigail's face* Rhys points at the sky and says "Blam!" The thing makes a noise. Like nails on chalkboard. Rhys manages to cover his ears, but Teila curls up in a ball on the ground. Jigen wants to vomit. Rhys climbs the tree. Cody has hands that can reach his head! Cody flings Jigen into the tree. Vince gives Teila wax to put in her ears. "Don't question me! You can't know if I'm wrong!" Jigen lands on a branch and a thing is flying straight for him. "Are you fucking kidding me?" "No. I mean yes!" Either we go up, or they come down. Cody and Vince make a full round action to say "Daaaaaaaaaamiiiiit." One flies at Teila when she brandishes tools. After it overshoots and slams into the ground, she beats the shit out of its carcass by drunk flailing. Hurray! A second one crashes near Vince. No one said evil was smart. Rhys jumps on one and cuts off the wing of another. I don't know why you people were worried. They seem to all be crashing. Murray finally makes it to the top of the stairs. Tim looks at you as if to say "The fuck? Understand this, asshole." Murray grabs Tim's head. He looks at you as if to say "I am a chicken. Please let go of my head. I would like to look around." Murray climbs on the chicken and demands it take him around. Rhys, as an intelligent and perceptive individual, puts his arm and sword into the snote's mouth. It vomits nuts. Jigen swords and dodges. One lunges at Teila and discovers how not to slam into the ground. One latches onto Vince... poor Vince. Cody tells Teila she's awesome and fights at one. Teila swings at the one fighting Vince, but it is superdodge and goes away. Tim runs around the town and stops at the slide entrance. He's the ski lift. Murray jerked the chicken. Power steering, standard on all chickens. Rhys turns tiny and leaps onto a thing going back up. Jigen hits again and it suffers. Cody breaks one's neck. Vince fixes himself. Teila smashes the head of one of the vomited ones! Tim nascars into the temple and runs laps around the tree! When you say stop it takes that to mean "Freak out. Bad things will happen if you stop running." Tim puffs up and cockadoodledoos. Everything is now focused on Murray. There's nothing else on the ground to kill. "Now what?" High five? Tentacle. That works. "Make them crash!" The chicken slows down, poops, and sits down. Bat sized cows versus cow sized bats. "What did you do?" "I killed things." "What did you do?" "It tried to kill me!" "What did you do?" "Evil fruit pooped out these things." Rhys continues big fall tiny up. Jigen tries to do the same, but he no can get tiny. The cowbats start landing on the tree and turning back into nuts. Cody "I don't know what to do now." Teila "We could dance again." Cody "We could." Teila "Yay! Dancing lives on in here!" The mermen go congaing covering in blood. Rhys.. er.. does something.. I missed it 'cause I was drawing. And everyone fell out of character.