Monday, August 10, 2009

OP: Nautilus - Mwrrreeer...

Who's the old man? You know.. I don't know. Who are you? Benigan Kay's a snote. Murray, we sold your goat for food. No we didn't bring any of it back. We ate it all there. CHICKEN. Roll to stay on the cock. Tim goes zero to nascar. Teila falls off. "Nooo the slide! I am not climbing the stairs again." Jigen gets tentacled. It's kinda weird. "Let's take the slide and then feast!" "It'll take longer than one ride." "Multiple slide! Yaaay!" Abigail and Teila are gone. "Going down the stairs would be dumb." "This looks dangerous." Push Vince down the slide. People give Rhys weird looks without an escort. "What are those things coming out of your back?" "I come from the sky." Rhys wants to see the temple. Cody and Jigen go to the stadium to fight monk children with sticks. Vince nearly peed himself. Greg is closer to the boat. Eeyuuuhhh... maybe we should move the boat. Let's to talk to the others. Race you to the chicken! No fair! I can't run! Rhys tries to talk to townsfolk, but they go mwrrreeer... finally he corners a middle aged lady to get directions. Cody thinks it's cool that no one thinks he's weird. Jigen finds it strange. Stadium tiled in elaborate pattern. 1-2 dozen fighting guys. Vince, Abigail, and Teila make it to the top and go looking for people. Rhys goes to a roman style white building with statues and a garden. Flowers spiral to a giant tree with pictographs of snakes. James and Josh now share an imaginary dick. There are acorn leaf things with blue dots. People are running. Let's follow! Vince carries Teila who still can't run. To the stadium. Jakis take up the whole row. The theater is full. Where will you sit? Cody and Jigen are winning mostly. Jigen is matched with a guy for several rounds until finally the guy, Genbo, barely wins. Now they're best friends. But Jigen can't marry his sister 'cause he's betrothed.. in Canada. Cody keeps accidentally biting people. Jigen gets tired and looses at the end. Abigail and Teila manage to get a wave going. High fives! Rhys goes to the temple and is told not to touch anything lol. People yell at Rhys when he climbs the tree. The leaves are condensed evil. The snote eats them. They would fly away. They land, they don't fall. There is a difference. The others head to the temple. Let's make holy nut cake. Everyone is really nice to Teila. Because she's human! She has a puppy on her belt like humans do! "It would be cruel to make snakes eat poop." Evil cake vs Abigail cake. Feast time! Mwerrer.. don't pull that crap on me Paul, I know where you live. Horseshoe of tables. Tables of stacked tables of food! Abigail out eats Cody and Jigen. Jakis bring food like ants to their queen. Cody is a trooper. Jigen is buzzed. The ADD girls get drunk. Teila thinks everything is funny. Abigail picks a fight and jakis throw the guy into a bush. Genbo's sister is five feet taller than Jigen. Jigen hides under the table. Dancing! Abigail starts a jaki conga line and Teila and Cody are in the middle of the line. Benigan asks Rhys if we're having fun. The nuts on the tree only come off if they're burned by snake saliva or they fly away so we'll have to let one hatch and catch it. Rhys has "been around". Rhys jumps to the front of the conga line and leads them to temple. Jigen grabs a generic bone with meat, some booze and follows his friends loosely strung together with jakis. "The story of my life." It's evening.. there are torches. Teila continues congaing in a ring with jakis. Cody tries to tell her it's over. Rhys puts a necklace on Teila. It doesn't zen, but it's cold and she flails. "You killed the dance!" "It died a long time ago." "No.. it lives in here." *heart* Snote has lumps. But a bunch of the evil nuts are going to hatch. One twitches, cracks, and opens with wings. It's a bat with drill teeth and meat hook claws and is the size of a small cow.

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