Monday, August 10, 2009

OP:Nautilus - Im in ur cage kleenin ur vomits!

Been at sea two weeks on slaver ship in the Grand Line. Rhys has been made of ferrets in a barrel - no one's noticed him yet there is a fat toddler sized rabbit which has tried to eat him once or twice (it's Murray's). Murray's a stocky old man in a cage, his rabbit attacked a slaver, talked about throwing him overboard as he's not worth anything. Teila kept in fishbowl chained to wall, kept fed good food and entertained.. treated like she's worth something... which worries her Abigail joined a crew of slavers 'cause she got kicked out of her blacksmith's job for no reason lol deckhand magic bag that makes imps who clean my fishbowl. "Let me out!" "List of things not to do... let the slaves out of their cages.. sorry no." Jigen got caught for not standing down from a fight and doesn't like being in small spaces like a cage

Teila has two mouths. That's why I'm being sold for a lot of money! I'm my own tentacle monster! Jigen vomits. "I have to clean that up now... can you not vomit?" "Can you let me out?" "No." "Then I can't make that promise." Teila gets fish flakes. -_- Murray is an adorable old man and gets the clayrubberhappyimps to dance! I'd like to let him out, but they'll hit me. "Im in ur cage kleenin ur vomits!" There is a noise and Abigail goes to check.. its the MONSTERRABBIT throwing boxes! And then the boat lurches. Murray falls over. Rabbit is covered in imps and panics! Hit the rabbit and it's out! And there's a tiny furry creature.. with goggles.. and a coat. It runs! Bunny! Thunderclap. Boat unstable. Fish flakes float annoyingly. "Chester!" Rhys goes humanish and tries to tell sailors what to do. "Who are you?" "Do you want to live or die? If you want to die, jump off now." "Some of them listen to you, others don't!" He grabs the wheel. Chester is asleep! Boat shakes Murray's cage into Teila's bowl. The fish flakes are still annoying. There's a crack in the bowl! Chester wakes up. Abigail falls down. Rhys fails at surfing the wave. Boat leans. Cages into bowl. Crack sprays water! Abigail notices and sends imps to plug the hole. Teila climbs the side of the bowl and starts beating against the crack. Jigen freaks out and bends the lid off his cage. Murray sends Chester to slam the crack. He hops over all cute and smashes the fuck out of the bowl. Murray is nearly drowned as the water flushes into the cages. Abigail makes helmet and kneepads out of imps so when she falls she'll be okay. Jigen gets knocked out of his cage. Abigail bounces around. Murray grabs his bars. Teila suction cups herself to the glass and climbs out. There's nothing to help him out with so she flee! Chester slams the cage door in, but it pins Murray in. Jigen finds the lower deck in shambles. Stop fleeing! Abigail, who had been chasing, runs into. Help Murray out of cage. Wounded guy: "Come up deck and help!" "What's the quickest way off the boat?" "Well the obvious way." Go up deck. A wereferret in goggles starts shouting orders to an old man, a monster rabbit, a fish lady, and a girl covered in imps. (Rhys achieved job: navigator!) Imps go flying! I try to watch one go and get whacked in the head with a rope. Oh yeah.. doing things. SAILING! Chester has rope! Chester remembers the wereferret as food and lets go of the rope! "Chester! 9 and then a 68!" Chester backflips, grabs the rope, and starts choking a bitch. The boat is careening down a 60 foot wave. The fact that none of us are afraid bodes well! Far as we can tell, the only slaver on board is that one we saw going below deck, but we don't even know about him. Sweet. Ship. Score. Jigen finds his sword and pack (after avoiding flailing weapons) and comes up top. Raining, but the waves have subsided. It's a normal (non-Grand Line) storm now. Search ship, find scared puppy, and the wounded half-conscious slaver. ((Our flag should be bunny with a rope!)) This is my puppy now. Abigail "We should get everyone together since the slavers are gone." "Aren't you a slaver?" "No.. this was my first day.. week.. two weeks." "Yeah I know.. you fed me fish flakes. They were nasty. Don't do that any more." "Okay! I'll make you something better!" (Abigail achieved job: cook!) "The slavers are all gone. Now what?" "We has a ship! And I has a puppy!" "I'm Teila. And this is a puppy! I haven't named him yet." He emits yellow ink that smells. That's your defense mechanism, isn't it? You're just like me! With fewer legs! And covered in fur. Actually, you're not at all like me. Teila repairs the minor structural damage to the ship. (Teila achieved job: shipwright!) I've laid claim to this! It is mine now. Abigail cooks. It's not fish flakes!

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