OP: Nautilus - I don't know how pants go.

Continue for about two weeks. This ship is a symbol of our friendship and we've always had it and that's the story we're sticking to. Rhys finds some log and eternal posts. Food is delicious! It's mindnumbingly better than fish flakes! Calm weather. "Are we a crew now?" "We need a flag!" "And a name!" "Why do we need a flag?" "Because pirates have flags." "Are we pirates?" "We broke out of cages and stole a ship. I think we're pirates." "I can sew!" "I didn't know we were gonna be pirates." "Well I am!" Bunny skull and rope flag! Lusty Narwhals. That means we fuck like whales. Could the rabbit be captain? Chester puts a bowl on his head and starts marching. Abigail's gonna make a Captain Cake. The slaver runs out and trips on a plank. Rhys also trips on the plank. In fact everyone's once tripped on this plank. 'Cept me! Teila hammers the floor! The slaver goes uptop. He vomits. You're in the wrong profession. Abigail makes a giant pink cake that says CAPTAIN and leaves it on the table and hides to wait for the "captain". "Are you gonna put us back in the cages?" "No." "Then you're not a slaver. You're just a guy who's vomiting. The girl who's been cooking was also a slaver until recently." "Point." Messenger seagull. "Moved rendezvous point. Meet here. Vir." and eternal post. Find long skirt to wear over legs. "Look I'm a human!" "The illusion is complete." Land hoing. Put the slaver flag back up. Teila (and the puppy, now named Manta) go around hurting the boat to look like it did badly in the storm. Not crying because we're gonna upgrade. One of the nicer slaver ships will soon be mine. Cover your feet. "I don't know how pants go." Murray fails his sailing roll. Rhys shouts "Chester 73!" Chester runs out with spoons and his bowl on his head and jumps overboard. And goes at a fish with the spoons. Pants = skirt with a crotch. Riley was the old captain. One captain stares at Teila and comments about not recognizing her. She says she got picked up when they stopped at an island. He's creepy. Rhys (Mark) explains how the mermaid got away. Cpn Frank is forsaken. Jigen goes with Frank. Teila and Abigail go with the creepy captain (Christian). OH GOD THIS IS NOT THE PLAN THIS IS NOT THE PLAN! 2-3 marine ships, 5 slaver ships, some fishing ships. Abigails sends imps with notes for the boys to meet back at Christian's ship (it's the nice one!) at night. Rhys and Vince have been fired! Frank and Jigen go to not the nicest ship. Christian gives Abigail a bag of money to go buy food supplies! But keeps Teila to have a word. DON'T LEAVE ME. D: Abigail wanders and tries to circle around to keep an eye on Teila and Christian. "Do you know what this is?" (spyglass) "Yes?" "That was interesting how you hung to side." "It was ropes." "No." "Yes. Ropes." Jigen goes to help unload the cargo which consists of three big cages, one merman, two exotic girls, and a goat. Telia says she's Lucy and Christian lets her go see the town. Abigail runs over. "What happened?" "We're going to have to kill him." o_O "I got fired." "But you don't look hurt." Ba dum bum ching. "I'd have started towards the store, but I don't know how they work!" Don't want to leave the slaves! Jigen and Rhys will try to bust open the cages.