When we last left off, our crew was still in the middle of combat. Adder did a spring leap into space and lands with a kick.. into a woman.
DM: You're knee deep in woman parts... and not in the good way.
Nale has uses his magic fighting powers to make himself as hard as steel. Jack is wielding him like a club from his feet.
DM: Your face is smashed into other people's faces... in a totally not gay way.
Maize spikes up and rolls around into the crowd.
DM: You feel the pleasant squish of man parts.
Nale (OOC): That shouldn't be pleasant!!
Hannah rains down a barrage of sharp sakura petals (think razor leaf attack).
Adder (OOC): Do I see Hannah?
Hannah (OOC): Follow the trail of pink.
Nale (OOC): *as one of the people being attacked* Why does death smell so pretty?!
Nale rolls to hold his strengthened form.
DM: Did you roll "poop" or did you roll "god"?
Maize (OOC): He rolled Jim-Bob.
Nale then rolls to land on his feet as Jack drops him.
Nale (OOC): *in reference to his previous crap roll while rolling* Watch this. I'm gonna DODGE the earth.
(final RPG Quotes post I have for this game)
Jack decides it's time to go. Nale: Bessie! Yipyip! Adder asks Nale to elope to the religious island! WTF! Hannah or Lisa! Pick one of them! DUN DUN DUN! Lisa underhandedly calls Hannah fat.. STOP AVOIDING THE QUESTION! Sparse english village with four churches surrounded by woods. Need blessing from church to cross woods to dock. All those for fuck the rules steal a boat. All those for staying and getting married? Hannah: pout H: I'm unique! M: My pain is real and new to this world! Nale Will go take nap in woods on way to docks? Towns people tell us to register with church. Guards at edge of city facing out. Go register. Sarah Connor 21 Baptist I like books. It was this big! Joe Cool aka Megaman monk knows who we are flee. Alana wanted poster 35 mil murder stealing impersonating officer This is why I was locked up! Evil twin or something! on the marine ship. I am a teenager! I am bored. Adder snatched underground. Lenny and Hannah pull up. Bite marks. Respond to movement. Like Tremors/Dune.
"You're knee deep in woman parts, and not in the good way." <-- Adder kick-landed a hole in a woman ((( Fashion Drawings and Illustrations from Harper's Bazar.. neat psuedo-asian clothes))) "Your face is smashed into other people's faces.. in a totally not gay way." "This is interesting." Maize spike-rolls into things "You feel the pleasant squish of man parts." Nale: That shouldn't be pleasant!! Hannah uses petals Adder: Where's Hannah? H: Follow the pink. Nale: sees one petal then bazshoooom aaaah! Why does death smell so pretty!? "Did you roll poop or did you roll god?" Maize: He rolled Jim Bob. Nale rolls to land on his feet.. Watch this, I'm gonna DODGE the earth.
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