Reckless Behavior: Are you the birdman?

Some of the crew make up fake names for themselves to avoid attention (and for the most part, fail horribly)

Nale: I've been called Iron Nale.
Nale (OOC): Get it? Lol.
Jack: That's a nice nickname.
Nale: I don't like it.
Maize (OOC): *whining* I'm a teenager! Nicknames are stupid!
DM (OOC): I wanna call myself Megaman!

While the rest of the crew is off doing crazy fun time things, Maize waits with Icarus for her shift at the bar to start. Maize likes Icarus.

Maize (OOC): What time is it? Has my shift started yet?
Hannah (OOC): Maize has been sitting there being bored this whole time. She and Icarus have been playing cards. And by cards, I mean buttsex.

Lenny tries to get a job as a giant bird caretaker (so we can steal the birds, the only means off this island)

Lenny (to old man caretaker): Are you the birdman!? I heard you were the birdman.
Old man: Yeah, I said that when you were here earlier.
Lenny (rambles a loooot.. missed most of it by laughing): You have to teach me your ways! I've always dreamed about working in an arbitrary!
Maize (OOC): Arbitrary?
DM (OOC): I believe the word is aviary.
Lenny: Aviary! Arbitrary. An Arbitrary Aviary! That's what we'll call it.
Lenny: I want to work with birds. Talk to birds. Be inside their heads. Be inside your head. Let me intern under you!
Old man: ......... you can clean up the shit if you wanna. Shit cleanin' fork's over there.
Lenny: Yeah!

There was a joke earlier in the game that as there were no boats visible on the island (but travel turned out to be by giant bird) that the boats must all gather underground. Nale and Jack are wandering around town and spy a couple bars, one of which is labeled only by an arrow pointing down a flight of stairs.

Hannah (OOC): OMG! It's the Underground Boat Convention! It exists!

A while later we cut back to Lenny at his bird job.

DM: After a couple hours, you smell entirely of bird shit.
Nale (OOC): They accept you as one of their children now! Soon they'll be vomiting to feed you!
DM (OOC): Then they'll sit on you to keep you warm!
Nale (OOC): And when you're older they'll try to have sex with you!
Lenny (OOC): Do birds do that?

Things go wrong and Lenny, Hannah, and Adder (mostly Adder) end up collapsing the barn the birds are in. Time to flee.

Hannah: We need to leave. We need to leave quickly.
Lenny: You two go off now! I'm gonna do stuff with this bird.
All (OOC): *remembering the earlier conversation* LOL!
Lenny: Then I mount the bird and fly away.
All (OOC): LMAOOOO!

We get our crew back together (most of them anyway), steal some birds, but some questionable people start shooting at us.

Hannah (OOC): *rolls initiative* Shit.. a 1.
There is some confusion as to if we are rolling initiative or not. There's arguing and shouting.
Hannah (OOC): There's and easy way to solve this! Just have a new roll!
Hannah (OOC): *rolls* 6! My plan has worked!

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(from recap)

bounties Maize-19mil Lenny-45 Nale-87 Adder-50 Lisa-75 Hannah-doesn't have one but Alana does 35 Jack-150 ((Iron Nale nicknames are stupid Megaman!)) Jack pickpockets. Bird seller rent for 2000 2days for 8 people. Lisa gets nurse job at free clinic. Adder decides to get job and runs off. Hannah follows. Lenny follows. Lisa is told to keep her head down. Lenny needs clothes. Hannah does her thing. Scam personal shopper by crying about love leaving. Get clothes hurray! Adder says Hannah is awesome for doing it single handedly and a member of the crew forever. Nale and Jack go to big island with stolen beli. It's creepy there. Nale eats apple. "Surely you're not limited to one amazing thing a day!" blue green striped polo shirt racing pants man heels white cowboy hat striped scarf w00t. Nale and Jack go to long island. Scarce. Bounty hunters. Leave. ((Maize has been sitting there being bored. She and Icarus have been playing cards. And by cards I mean buttsex.)) Lisa is being followed. "Come on honey to restaurant." let is sliiiiide.... >_> We decided that the guy just likes Lisa so is following her. Adder grabs her outside and announces that she is not his girlfriend and we should find her a date. "Are" you the birdman?!" Lenny tries to get a job. "Arbitrary Aviary" Arbitrary. "I want to work with birds talk to birds be inside their heads be inside your head let me intern under you!" "You can clean up the shit if you want to. The shit cleanin' fork is over there." Nale and Jack go to heart island. Industrial more newer! "Giggling on the sidewalks." "Thats what I do on saturday nights" down arrow bar underground boat convention! Lisa shoots Adder. Hannah follows. Yelling Lisa leaves. Adder commands. Do you know who you are? If you are you can leave. I gave my life for you. Give file. Janice high ranking marine second in command bounty because missing.

I hope there's domestic violence! Could I love him more! -Josh Jack is spotted by bounty hunters oh noes. After a couple hours you smell entirely of bird shit. They accept you as one of their children now soon they will be vomiting to feed you and they'll nest on you and when you're older they'll try to have sex with you. Do birds do that? (LOL) I'm going to snap your neck in four places when you sleep tonight. go meet Lenny says break lock Hey Hannah I can do this! Coil kick doesn't work lick the door to find out it's wood not kuroseki this doesn't make a lick of sense ohhh what? try again and smaaaashes door through wall errupt in bird noises Lenny plays horn to calm fail leap aside barn caves in (So you two go off I'm gonna do stuff with this bird.) Adder grabs Hannah and jumps away. Nale tries to lift Jack away during a jump but Jack is confused and they rocket through the crowd like a torpedo instead Maize hears, but doesn't go look assuming it's them and they will come in eventually *thud on roof* there they are. Lenny charms one single bird. Mount the bird. Diablo Polo.. okay.. Demon Chicken.. hospital L: can you come back in two hours A: I could except I was shot by the first friend I ever had awwwww What's your name? I'm Adder we need a doctor! Do you want? No. Oh. I'll think about it. We'll be back. Lenny's bird is flying off over water... goes back to Maize's bar. Birds in chaos! Nale and Jack are having fun fleeing! Adder and Hannah will go get Maize. Lenny learns that the birds cannot hold two people. Leny goes back to the lifeboats. Maybe. Maize attempts to follow. Maize is not at bar. Fake manager something's fishy. Leave. Don't know where everyone is. Looking for Jack and Nale in red light district.. XP Icarus locates everyone. Nale and Jack's bird is tied down. Go in swinging (Jack and his less intimidating friend, El Boy) Icarus finds us.. 4out of 6? Get Lisa grab birds "Night shift. Come back later unless you're injured." Jim: Stab him! Maize: Okay! Lenny: find bird Icarus: Adder: wait I'll do it with Icarus powers *covers eyes and points* Lenny calls birds. Guys from bar show up and shoot the one Adder gets on Quickly mount and goooo! First bird attacked by dogs lol Take off, bird nicked so now he's the cart with the squeaky wheel. Lenny leaps in. Attack into crowd! Jack wields Nale. Lenny screams. Adder jumps. Maize spikes. Lisa shoots things on fire. Hannah razor leafs... leaves... Icarus leaves.. for real. XD