Xcrawl: I don't like man skittles.

maze carpeted steel walls Seymour monster can leave you cold as stone Emma "Close your eyes!" o_O Ive: "Shasta! Can you give me a lift up?" Shasta: "No. You're fat." She lifts, force field ceiling. Cailei: "Of course they expected that. You've only given the child an chance to chastise you." Ive: "Well it's magic. Can you sense it?" Cai: "Do I look like the head of the mages guild?" Ive: "No, but can you?" Cai: "No I can't." Let's split up! Ive will go alone for the glory! Shasta says no. SHE will go alone. So there's 4 of us. I'm not going with Ive. Emma goes right. Cailei: "Emma. I'm coming with you." Ive goes THAT way! (left) Shasta says oh no you don't and follows. Baelen is left alone and eventually wanders his own direction. Meet up with Baelen. Rolling bumping sounds. It's a medusa hooker in a hamster ball! Cai sees, she doesn't, everyone quiet and wait for her to pass. Hear a fallthwak noise. Grating noise stopped... and then started. Our group is more productive. Ka-tang and shouting.. male and female. "What the fuck was that?!" "I can't belive you're doing that?" "What are you wearing?" Medusa is sad. "You whore!" whomp Shasta: "Run!" Hear running in the direction we came from. Cai hears Ive: "Baelen!? Why the ramfulagan arrows!?" "They did what we wanted! He followed them." See Shasta holding the hamster ball. "Bitch bitch whore cunt rar!" The evles find the lock in the corner and hit the button. Medusa "Fucking hell!" Emma: "Such strong language!" DX Go pick up Ive's sword and help Shasta off the floor. Walls open to let us out. Ref timewatch. Three locks. Baelen does stuff. We all try to push open the door and get joy buzzer shocked. "Baelen!!" >_< Emma barfs... again. Liebrock and Seymor in a room of fake treasure (and prizes). They take Emma away and gives Cai her prizes. 2000gp for group. 300gp gift card to chain of adventure gear stores Famous Sean Sword and Pawn.

Zone: "That was great?" Shasta: "Really?" Zone: :D Go in room. Emma's marveling at her new boob scar from being electrocuted. We all notice. Ive stares. Cai: "Emma!" *makes closing shirt motion* Shasta: "Meh." We watch pros and cons on the screen. They mention Death Bow. And the cleric.. meh.. she vomited. "I turned a room of zombies!" Their wizard she changes clothes. And she's the daughter of one of the local professors "Don't embarrass me don't embarrass me don't embarrass me." Julin (Cai's dad) in a fan club shirt and a foam finger. *groan* And now the swashbuckler and the amazon. Blooper reel! Lots of falling in mud and ducking to Benny Hill music (and also some awesome bits) and sparkles and tennis balls and the tunnel and decimating an orc unicorn style to stabbing at the rust monsters and (music slows) killing goblins slow motion and ninjas falling off the car in the ninja room and arguing in the maze and Ive falls on Shasta and he honks her boob and (love boat music) replay falling again and finally flailing against the door at the end. "That's the problem with relationships on the team." Cai "I'm not so embarrassed by my dad's t-shirt now." ^_^ Door opens up two half-elves special security tall older elf Lucius Malfoy hair Zone freezes. Zone's dad calls him by his first name and talks in elvish. "Pretty good watching all season made it to end and yay." Zone is omg and also yay? "If everything goes well I'll keep up my end of the agreement." Zone no more skeered. hand card "Have fun on me." "Agreement for dad to fund my div 3 team if we made it. We'd be set for life." "Really." Serious talk. Cai interrupts: "Let's go spend your dad's money." "Let's." link arms and walk out!

Let's meet up and wear our shirts! XD We rip it up. Ive: sings "I believe in a thing called love" karaoke and is totally hot on the high note "Zone watch this" Cai casts sparkles Shasta drops her drink. Cailei in a rare moment laughs. Emma shows off her boob scar to guys. Ive walks out on to a table towards Shasta. Hand out to pull her up on the table and she pulls him down. Baelen has skittles. Emma has man skittles. "I don't like man skittles. Wanna trade?" "No." Shasta drunk sloppy kisses Ivelos. Right now, she's the man. I'm an elf! This is expected! Shasta tosses Ive over her shoulder and walks off. Zone hands him condoms and a card to get a room. Zone: "Let's stop drinking no so we can get up early!" Cai: "Done!" Emma shoved someone away "You have a penis." THE NEXT DAY! Cai: "Hey Emma.. you have to go to church." Baelen wakes up with two girls. "I tasted the rainbow!" Cailei to Zone: "Did they get up yet?" Z: "Check out's at noon." Cai: "You can track the card to know where they went right?" Zone: *smirks* "Let's go!" Ivelos tries to leave. Shasta wakes up. The night was amazing. DODGE! DON'T! There were some don'ts. And then some yeses. And some don'ts. And the elf says ow. Zone calls. Ive: Snoosnoo. It's an orc word lol. Shasta holds tighter. DX Ive kisses? Shasta lets go. Ivelos falls off the bed as his legs are numb. "Hi legs." Phone ringing. Quiet.. Zone and Cailei giggling. How I make phone stop?! Please help! Shasta gets dressed. Ivelos gets dressed. Awkward yeah! Emma confesses. Ivelos and Shasta walk out the room. Zone takes a picture with his phone. O_O Cai and Zone RUN! They both continue after Zone! Cai stops. Not me! Yay! Zone jumps down a stairwell. And falls a little. Have Zone's phone. Foward picture to Cai's phone, deletes the picture, and then go out to wait in the driver's seat of Zone's car. Zone's bleeding and laughing. Shasta smashes his "phone". Zone heals himself. "You can heal yourself?" Shasta swings and he dodges. Twice. "We aren't gonna tell anyone. We came to get you 'cause they're gonna announce the winners of the crawl." Go to Gamers' room at dorms. #3 Demon Bears #2 Owl Demons #1 Swordfish! Zone nearly pees himself on the phone with daddy. Shasta: "You has phone?" Zone "Different phone. See?" Shasta: I believe you! Invited to big fancy dinner for feast. Julin (Cai's dad) comes. Kessa (Cai's mom) is on business! Trophy cup with flame spell yay! Capes and laurels 'cause it's roman yeah. Seymour and his parents. Tons of local nobility. See familiar tv guy Jim "Dinosaur" Green. and we have a nice party and go to our own after parties. Ivelos throws a party. Baelen lives there. Emma doesn't want to get in trouble with her god. Shasta hangs with her orc friends 'cause she needs to think of an excuse to tell her grandpa why she didn't go home. Cailei stays home and shows Emma a certain picture. ^_~ Ding LEVEL 3!

(final session of game)