Xcrawl: The Night of a Million Billion Ninjas!

go back into hallway. Go to the final door. Trap and lock. Fail and dart. Roof of gym, but it looks like a street outside into an alley. Chinatown? Shasta recognizes the international sign for beer. Everyone else notices that it's like a movie set in fake directions with a cloaked figure. Bald man with crazy asian mustache kung fu and a non-com badge. "Attack!" "Fuck, ninjas!" There's ninjas coming out of everywhere, ninjas coming out of other ninjas! Don't get them wet or feed them after midnight. AVS Seymour "The Night of a Million Billion Ninjas!" Throw shuriken at Emma, but she deflects with her sheild. And casts a moonball. It goes eee 'cause that's what sound the moon makes. Ninja falls down. Shasta punches at him. The sad ninja explodes. Now he's sad somewhere else. Ninja star to Ive's arm. Baelen jumps a ninja who was on his lunchbreak. Star at Cailei but she matrixes out the way and it gets stuck in the horizon. A ninja falls on Shasta. Acid splash and he screams and poofs. The one that fell realized he was in the middle of the players and tossed a smoke bomb. Shasta runs into a wall. Rapier to the knee before the ninja poofs. "Does the crowd like me more now than when I flipped off the kid?" "They're fickle. Sure." "Show 'em your boobs!" "Can't. Chainmaaaail!" The crowd sees I'm like a dying flying fish. Ninja accidentally hits a light and electrocutes himself. Wal-mart Ninjas. Mexican ninja throws a star at Cai and it hits her in the heart on her shirt. "Not in the boobies!" Emma heals her in the boob. "In the boobies!" Emma is slightly aroused. PICHUARS. Shasta charges the ninja on the car all awesome. Baelen attacks the one that hit Cailei "I think he likes you." Ninja gets an arrow to the face DEATHBOW. Ninja smoke bombs again. Ivelos climbs up on Shasta's car. And she punches him. Again. Mexican ninja charges at Cai, she dodges deftly, but so does he! Emma pulls a sickle, Mexy dodges and nearly hits Cai. Ninja in the smoke hits the car alarm on. Baelen arrows Mexy in the face. Spiderball Z! Ivelos tries to waltz Shasta out the way of a ninja sword and drops her. The smoke clears and the last ninja bails. Baelen is roleplaying a samurai. Future larper. Boss offers a box. Inside: 500gp note 2 scrolls tshirts with skull and crossbones "Ninja This" Cailei puts on the shirt and Jubilees. Back to the wall of fire. Parchment says Ronald speech in latin. Hovers infront the wall and then the flame dies down and the parchment goes pif. Door. Locked. Picked.