OP: Nautilus - The One Piece! Why not? I've got butter resistance!

Hand the log post to someone with good sail. Smooth sailing for a couple days. Naut is happy! Big kitty is playful! Jigen chews on his head. Don't chop the boat, baby. Dammit, Cake! HAPPY BOAT HAPPY CAT MAGIC PLACE! "There's matters about the boat that need to be discussed." "There's nothing wrong with the boat! It's beautiful now!" "Not that." "What's wrong with the boat?" "Nothing!" "I'm confused." "That's not new." :C "We don't know where we're headed." "Sure we do! Wara!" "Which is new for us!" "I know! Sometimes I'm impressed with us." Happy re-re's. "I have a direction I want to go on the Grand Line." "Is it south?" "I don wan no trouble wid da govmit! They took mah baby!" "Bobby's mom lets him have three ships." The crew makes Vince blush and tear up. "I would never kill you Vince." "You're a much better pirate doctor than a slaver!" "Aww thanks guys." Why do we need a direction? Adventure will come to us! "If a sea king isn't in the sea, how is it a sea king?" "Cloud sea." "Cloud sea?" "I won't be questioned by a mermaid." "Whatever. At least I knew about the One Piece." "I don't care what we do. I just wanna hang out with you guys." "Aww." Rope hug. "Being feared's kinda easy! Watch. Arr!" Vince runs to his panic room. "You guys are my best frieeends!" "What if the One Piece is a mirror and the greatest treasure is you?" "Well that would be retarded, but you'd still be the pirate king! No one can look in this mirror ever!" "I will admit, at one point I would have let you guys die. But I changed my mind." "I still might. Depending on what's eating you. That's not me. 'Cause I wouldn't do that." "If he sinks, he can be captain! If he floats, he's a WITCH!" The chair has insulted our elder! No one makes fun of granpa! The chair's got aaa~ gun! "We need someone who can talk to animals. If only Murray were here!" "It's weeeird.. out?" Blue cloud misty thing. Dead fish smell. No fish. Thicker and colder as it goes deeper. No breeze. Skin crawls. Feenicorn. We're surrounded by a sea king. Whale pod. More jaw than anything. Highly toxic. The wailing/whaling is getting louder. We have a butter room. "This will sound kinda gay." "Oh that's a first time." "Grease me up woman! Please." Surely if we put the tentacle girl with the rope man, we can invent a new fetish! Redundant bondage! Behind us is a large head. Stretched out piranha shoots air out of it's back. Captain Butterpants. My cousin bit me. We were playing. I nearly drowned. No wait. Decide if you want the fish to eat you or mate with you! Abigail has jaki's in her ears so she won't hear the canons, but she won't hear the order. The fish will try to set Ash on fire however it's concept of fire is to eat you. There's a crash in the boat and Naut yowls. Abigail and Vince freak out about theboatissinkingteethintheboat. Teila tries to repair the leaks as quickly as she can. Jigen and Cody jump into the water. "This is Jigen and I'm Cody. This is Getting Eaten By a Fish." Jigen swings the axe dial at the fish and draws blood. You rolled "covered in butter". Maybe if you weren't covered in butter, things wouldn't bite you in the ass so often. Butter resistance. Ash dives into water so the fish, in mid jump, will follow him. Teila heads back to the deck to find no one and a fish tidal wave. Abigail and Benigan throw stuff around! Canon! Crash! Teila's not gonna like this. Ash is gonna play gay chicken! The fish scatter slightly and the three boat shapes are in the distance. Ash swims at another fish to get them to fight each other. Teila shouts for Cody to get Ash after Jigen is close to the boat and pulls him up. Ash is pulled underwater by his leg. Teila prepares the boat to sail as the breeze starts to return as the fish separate. "Don't go to the cannon room for a few days. Or ever." It's marines! And they have a head start on us. We're a costume group! We're only dressed as pirates. We just went a little over board. These aren't real wings? These tentacles? Animatronic. This cat, not real. Bang. Boat falls over and we sink to freedom. Watercolor: EXTREME SAILING! Big Tom rubbing Naut's shoulders in pep talk.