Fading Suns - Can we haz ship nau?

Spurvy. Spangst. Fal went to have a talk with Ren which made Fal feel better about being a clone and Ren feel nothing at all. And Fal will now go into vitamin c withdrawals. We're all on Zeke's ship. Illiad appoints himself acting captain. "Regardless if you were doing it of your own volition, now you're doing it because I said so!" Fal and Ren combined make House MD! Travel for 5 days. Find a video of the previous captain being mauled so we can watch it in slow motion with Benny Hill music. Land on Criticorium (sp?) Lots of space dry docks, regular flow of ships into system and to surface. Used to be the capital of the Known Worlds as it has a lot of jump gates. "Ren, I need your help to talk.. good." "Fine." "What's with you?" "Nothing. Don't worry about it." "'Kay! Fal we're making landfall. You can quit puking now." "I'll try to bleh!" Find a Brother Battle chapter house. "Probably should have cleaned that first." "I figured they'd be pissed if I touched it." "Excuse me?" "Oh, I was gonna ask what the consequences of interrupting someone from prayer would be." "We.. uh.. took.. a thing?" "On Byzantine Secundus, a Brother Battle by the name of Sarah took passage with us.." I am a cripple! I am not lying about crashing! Bapple. Fal feels like crap, but at least she's no longer sick. Time to find a ship. "I need to find Scathe." "I don't have his personal cell phone number. We've crossed paths with him on three planets." "I'll just send a letter then." "Yeah, good luck with that." "I feel like I haven't made enough poop jokes today." "... Moving on." "I don't think Ren likes me any more. Should I try to touch her penis? Would she like me then?" "Not necessarily. Depends on how hard you touch it." Spangst. Fal explains to Illiad what happened. Cooper lives in Illiad's armpit! "Are you girls going to tell secrets all day or are we going to shop for a damned ship?" "Well excuse me if besides Cooper, I'm the only one here without a vagina." Ao and Jack raise their hands. Two story building. Exion. Old Roshi/Boomi man. "The pot's not even here! Fucking monkey!" "What kind of ship are you looking for?" "Something that flies and is good." "I was commissioned to make a ship for an Illiad that wouldn't break. Uh.. this doesn't bode well. Are you Illiad? What did you do? Plow into a planet at full speed?" "No, slightly less than full speed." "Do you know how long it takes to teach a monkey how to mop?" "4.8 days." Ship that some noble didn't pay for. Some lady named Alise? A large solid black vorox charging towards. "Cut out his tongue after he said some bad things. He knows he's mine." Fireflyesque ship. Took out the spare parts lol. Jack doesn't like space! Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a spaceman! Very rough ride as all the dampeners have been removed. Out to space dock with ships in various stages of building. It's the XGP! Vau tech which Ao understands yay! (If Illiad is Gene, Fal is Melfina, is Ren Fred? lol Ao is Jim... Cooper is Aisha?) To the pirate seat! Ao approves! Make a 2 week trip in 5 days. That may cause trouble with the Donut Unicorns. "Is that what you're worried about? I don't care. I want it." 92k and sold. Time for supplies. "Do you have the drugs?" "Don't say things like that!" Painted dark green and black.