OP: Nautilus - Mis-diiii-rection!

Running continues! We go careening through the streets shoving old ladies aside. Vince is cautiously optimistic! FUCK! Teila grabs the others to stop them. "But why? We were escaping!" "But I thought we did a good show?" "Unfortunately it's what came before the show that's the problem." And Vince has pissed himself. Girls can be sodomized. "I don't think there's room for plan." "Nope. Let's walk." And we saunter towards the ship. A man approaches us, doing a double take from his papers to us. "The costumes are uncanny, aren't they?" Captain Butterpants would like to get to the boat which is surrounded by marines. "This boat?" *pulls a gun* "No.. uh.. the one past it. The other one. That's not this one." No one can leave the harbor right now. But we need to return some things? Make sure you take the safety off the Teila. We walk to the other boat and find a confused teenager. "Do you have the captain's permission to be here? I know you don't!" "But I said yes!" Ash looks for his permission slip and Cody hugs the boy's neck like they are friends! "I am a bear these are the lines I was meant to read!" We look for other people on board. Abba can find no one in this room. We continue looking. And walk into a room of four guys playing pool. We're the inspectors! "They're using misdirection on ya captain!" "Misdirection!" We follow the screaming to find two people hung by nooses, Cody standing on a man in a suit. Vince manned up and killed someone! They took him by surprise. Abba has a suspicion that maybe we're not actors. Five armed marines are on deck. Misdirection is a fairly intense game of cards. Ash can't find the papers, but hands the marines something with legalese and a big font. Oh thank god. Ash claims Cody is a stow away while Teila sneaks into the room and starts paralyzing people. She manages two slumped over the pool table before combat begins. Ash tries to pull the first man's dagger and fails. Jerald chomps down on the man next to him as Teila paralyzes the one remaining. But now there is something increasingly stabby inside Jerald's mouth. Cody twists one of the paralyzed guy's head backwards. Teila stabs the half-paralyzed man swinging an axe at her until he's not moving anymore. Abba shoves a man to death. Jerald finally manages to eat the man in his mouth. Ash ties a rope around all the devil fruit users. Time for an exit. Cody fails to punch a hole in the boat as we hear voices coming for us, but he succeeds the second time. And we swim dragging the devil fruits into the ocean! Teila arrives at the boat first, makes a hole, everyone is helped inside and Teila repairs the hole while everyone tries to shut Abba up. From several boats away there is shouting, oh my god what happened to these people where's that guy? Abba "I need a towel." Abigail will make him a cake. "How fast can we get this ship moving?" "We're about to find out." Jakis load all the cannons and the rest of us ready to set sail. There are no big penisis, only small vaginas. Watercolor: we wait at the stairs to charge on deck as marines are approaching the boat.