OP: Nautilus - The lights have gone down and we're all gonna die.

Opens at 11, starts at noon, play's at 5. Jerald is SURE he's got this down. We invent the internet and gamefaps.. gamefags.. gamefaqs and save our game multiple times. Abigail will roll for our last breakfast. Go go jaki breakfast! It's a crit! Now we can die happy. If we screw up on stage, we will be shot. Into the sun. And then they'll explode the sun while we're on it. Genticles! Teila goes over a checklist of things to pack and we somberly death march to the gates of hell. Nancy meets us. Tables, one long table in the back, Teila vomits in her mouth a little, butleries setting up the area. Melody begins changing immediately, the other two captains are there with the man who was keeping Abba's meat company. Set jakis on fire to be the lights. We have drums instead of canons because it would be dangerous. Ash notices the captains have wanted posters. We test the pulley system and Cody pulls Vince flying Abigail into the rafters. Teila closes the curtains quickly. "Okay then drop her and good luck to you." Door to back right goes to hall with a right that leads to outside, another door leads to kitchen, and a white ladder that leads up to a covering. Trap doors. During the performance, Teila will paralyze everyone, cut their legs, and they will bleed out during the show."How dark is it in the main room?" "Darker with Teila around!" Common Sense, Fucking Common Sense, and Use Your Brain, Dickwad. Ash pretends to get more pulleys and tries the locked door which leads to Meat Company telling Nicholai to follow Ash onto the boat where he looks into rooms. "What was the word?" "Ah. We're all going to die." I'm done delaying the inedible. Vince climbs the ladder and finds another locked door. And we mass suicide on the stage. Cody "Melody? I'm gonna rape you now." Punch! And the mexican hat dance. Melody is going to improv a fight scene because improv is the blood of theater. And it will run red in the streets. "Hurray! I'm 9!" "What's a pirate's favorite element?" "Arrrrgon." "No it's gold you fool!" Act 1: the princess in a forest, the bear attacks, the marine saves her, the pirates make a plan to kidnap the princess and do. "These are the lines I memorized. I'm a bear." Melody punches Cody in the stomach and Cody punches Melody. Mexican hat dance. The bunny meeps. "Now's when you faint! Faint please!" Melody thumbs up and continues. Cody punches her in the face and breaks her mask. "I have won because I am a bear." Ash sings beautifully! Oh thank god. Now fight the bear. Cody bodycheck bearhugs Ash. "Stage combat." "Oh right!" "Coooody... remember this is a staaaaage fight. Don't hit me so haaaaard." Swing the stord. Melody makes up a song and leaps into Ash's arms. "Pirate pirate pirate pirate." Abigail's a captain and has seen the bear's plight and gives him a hat and they will go get the princess! Jerald is left on stage, stares out into the audience, and tells a horrible joke. Act 2: the marine is sad that the princess is kidnapped, he will save her, fight scene, and they escape. Akainu cries molten lava killing the entire audience before it gets to the stage. The only way to go. Some of the audience is crying at Ash's song. Akainu hasn't moved. "Maybe he is dead." Teila and Vince change the stage from forest to pirate boat. Evil pirate song! "I'm going to make her try on all my clothes!" "And then we'll steal a baby." "And then we'll rape her!" Meldoy sings a song about how she'll die and never be saved. More crying! Ash chimes in. "They're going to rape me!" "No they won't!" And fight scene! Benigan does a double backflip and accidentally Ash gets hit by him. He is defeated! Holes in the sails. Abba flails at Ash who is confused, but wins. Part of the railing falls onto the stage. Jerald tells a joke, it's actually funny! Cody is gonna hitcha, Ash tries to sidestep, but is knocked over. "Cody, stage fight." "Oh fuck.. hit me." The mast breaks. "... no one lives forever." Jerald charges and Ash gets sword in the face. There can only be one! Who wants to liiive foreveeeer? I am everything! Jerald is tripped onto his back has a funny last line "Next time, baby!" "You've beaten my jester, you've beaten my midget, you've beaten my bear, but now you face me!" The sky turns ominous! They banter epically! Take it to the armpit like a pro! The I have freed you song gains an extra verse as Ash tries to untie Melody. They sing and go off stage. "Song about how he sucks!" "You're a dick! Suck my cock! Eat my ass!" "You've got butter in your pants and butter in your head. You're so stupid. You will soon be dead." Act 3: The marine and princess sing about love and sail away in their magical flying ship and the pirate captain having lost everything follows them with wings, but fails. He takes her back to the forest and she sings her finale song about how happy everyone is. Epic love song. I'm gonna get you song. The marine ship magically flies. Abigail puts on her wings and is jerked around worse than before. The sun is there! The marine is horrified! The wings are melting! Abigail falls into the jakis and is fine. The flying boat lands and epic love song reprised. Ash will make the wedding preparations! And Melody's solo. The room is on the edge of their seats. Infront the stage are Nicholai, Mask, and Meat Company standing in a row. There's a weak wall backstage. "What happened? What did you do? We're gonna die!" "Just go back stage just go back stage." Teila cuts a hole in the wall. Hallway goes both ways. "You can't run." "No I can't." Abba sticks his head through a wall and surprises a man in white who pushes up the sleep blinders on his head. "Now where did you come from?" "You're dreeeeeaming... ooooh." We go left. Half the crew is winded by the fear. "Just rip the suit man we don't need it!" Abba sticks his head in and it's a kitchen, but the lights are off. "How strong people do we have?" "Cody." Doors lead to a hall and a dark storage room. Hallway. In theory, if we hang a right, we'll get back to the exterior. People are getting winded. Large door with metal brace. Two guards. Cody lifts the brace and Ash swings open the doors. "You run I'll look!" The guards are squished into the wall. One guy swings his sword and the jakis are blown away or cut down. We're running! Teila steers Ash towards the water. Watercolor: everyone mid run