We've escaped a marine vessel (where they found Hannah) in life boats. While making our get away, we accidentally run our ill-equipped boats into some crazy killer rapids. We look to our captain for instruction.
Adder: What we're going to do here is hold on to the side of the boat and shut our eyes tight.
(I forget who said this): Way to deal with it captain!
DM (OOC): The captain pisses himself and suggests you do the same.
During the rapids, Hannah and Lisa both clutch onto one of Adder's arms.
Adder (OOC): You know, this isn't so bad!
Hannah (OOC): Yeah. Adder closes his eyes and suddenly he has breasts all around him. He may never open them again.
Icarus starts to fall overboard.
Maize (OOC): Do my mommy instincts kick in to protect the crew?
DM (OOC): Your mommy instincts?
Nale (OOC): *screams* "Aaaah! Aaaaah!" *serious deadpan* "I need to have a child right now."
We manage to come to land on an island in the center of the rapids (who knew?) and go about attempting (and mostly failing) finding doctoring, food, and.. well.. some special "needs" for a few of the boys. Jack decides to take young Nale to the island's red light district for some "tail". There is joking about the confused, girl-shy, and now severely drunk virgin starting combat with the lady he's paid for services to be rendered.
DM: The girl brings you into the room... to do things.
Nale (OOC): Can I use combat mastery?
All: LOL!
Nale (OOC): How about unarmed attack? *rolls* 4.. oops.
Hannah (OOC): Nale's standing there with his pants down. "Come over here..." "Okay.. let's see if I've got this... *DODGE!* Oops.. wait wait.. here we go... *DODGE!*"
This was to be a running gag for the night. It earned Hannah and Nale pirate points! XD
Nale: *stumbles drunkenly in the street*
Jack (DM): *grabs him by the arm to keep him from falling*
Hannah (OOC): DODGE!
DM: Roll to see if you vomit.
Nale: *rolls*
Hannah (OOC): DODGE!
We return to a restaurant we'd been at earlier where Maize has secured herself a job bartending to earn some cash. Remember Jim is a voice in Maize's head... and thinks our captain is retarded.
Jim (DM): Oh look, it's the jackass.
Adder: *walks up to the bar*
Maize: Hello sir.
Jim (DM): Jackass.
Adder: So how much money did you make?
Maize: I'm not sharing it with you.
Jim (DM): Jackass.
Adder: Is Jim telling you to do this?!
Maize: No. Actually I haven't heard from Jim in a while.
Jim (DM) and Hannah (OOC): Jackassjackassjackass.
(stuff from recap file.. keep in mind that this was when I first started taking notes so they are not neeeeearly as coherent as more recent ones)
Hannah's imprisoned as "Alana" until her cell is shot open. Doesn't know anything of what's going on. last crew of pirates stowed away turned themselves in to marines to be rid of her imprisoned as Alana - heard name before crazy red head shoots off lock of cell other chick yells "life boats" run with crowd giant bug man scream and flail - skypeian shield
giant penguin ?? grows hands!??! help up.. there's a guy! "Thank god for you." "Yay I helped!" stab at penguin! Penguin (in uniform) briefly turns into a human, and falls over onto its back... DOTDOTDOT Nale beat up kick penguin. Hannah shouts no! Jumps down and yells.. there's the rest of the crew. Lenny hurts the penguin's beak and Nale turns him human and they throw him overboard. "we have the captain.. the first mate.." "Are you pirates?" "Uh yes." "I'm coming with you." "That was easy." Jack (tiger shark) Sayoko (missing Lenny' gf) Tim? Nale Maize (Jim) Lenny (eel) Lisa Icarus (marine turncoat) Princess Vivi (looking for?) Adder looking for princess? In love with? Oh this will not be... >_<>_> close your eyes and there's breasts! Nale kite grenade shaped rock civilization on top "Ricky! Go that way!" "There's nobody named Ricky here!" "Did my mommy instinct kick in to protect the crew?" "Your mommy instinct? AAAH AAAH I have to have a child right now." crash land in meadow Lisa does not let go..Hannah holds tighter Lisa pulls gun Hannah flower leaf blowers her off to eat and free clinic sars mask for Nale Adder has dream of ViviHannahMaizeLisa hybrid to go to Skypeia "God loves me!" Maize goes bartending Nale and Jack go to the redlight district bandages "Hannah.. you look beautiful for some reason!" "Oh captain.." Maize free drinks no bouncer Hannah is Adder's conscience Bump into Lenny and Lisa Lenny has bandana and pretends to be someone else in spanish? Find Jack and Nale. Cover Adder's eyes. Going to Sky island? Vivi's in Alabaster says Icarus. Maize is being a bitch and doesn't want to share.
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