Fading Suns: Hey God! God! Pick me!

Thag and Darric head down a corridor towards the room where the vats had been. Operating tables. Morgue drawers. Dead people. Door leads to stairs going down and a pulley elevator. Stone work and a long tunnel. It's dark. Double botch! "We turn to each other! Ah a zombie!" Shiny buttons! Push. In a tube is a giant sewn together man. Bubbling as the tube drains and machinery activates. "Hey guess what. I notice it now." Activate and fill. Fill with what? Fill with death! Screen with bio signs for the creature. Not sure what everything is, but manages to stop muscle accelerant at least. Muffled screaming? Shitshitshit. Figure is shambling along naked. Darric jumps down onto the zombie with light saber drawn. Turns out that was the trigger to implode the universe! But he slips and falls on his back. The zombie swings at him and Darric botches again! Thag has to swing down to save him. Darric light sabers and now there's is stinking burning zombie bits, but it's still up. They fight and eventually it froths at the mouth and falls over. Crypt group the flashlights dimmed. Brimstone and the lights tint red. However the priest and psychic botch. They see a corridor instead and the voice of a good friend saying to touch a post and concentrate. They walk off into the dark and they hear stuff falling Ren dropping everything. Cackling as a something is whispering in Ren's ear. Red evil runes on pedestals. "I am free." Ren comes to. "What did you do?!" "I don't know!" "Dammit I'm not supposed to be the adult here!" Thick fog. A door leading out and hear rattling noise and stone grinding. "Dear dead guy. Fuck you. Love Illiad." Hear crash as a big stone something falls from where we'd entered. Cover of a coffin. Divine revelation. God says "See ya soon." It's demon magic. No shit! "By the Lightbearers, it IS zombies!" Ren succeeds in holding all his shit in one arm so he can use his gun. Zombies have difficulty with their coffins and have red glowing eyes. Illiad shoots and it steps backwards with a hole, but continues to shamble forward. They're getting more coordinated. Ren manages to pull open the heavy door. "Does anyone see a problem with going deeper into this place?" "Do you want to run back towards them?" "Point. Let's go." "What did you do?" "Evil not my fault. Did you control when you did in your pants?" "No, but I didn't push any buttons." "You didn't try to stop us." "My option was shoot you. Would you have preferred that?" "Yes!" Up stairs operating tables, it's cold and drawers. "I think Thag and Darric were here." "Well either they left this way or they're dead. Let's go!" Left and right, Thag and Darric went both ways. Divine revelation. Hey God! God! Pick me! Ren listens for Thag and Darric and hears the voice again. "Lalala I'm not listening!" "I didn't say anything!" "Not you! We're going the wrong way... I mean, we're following Illiad." Go left run into the rest of the party. There are zombies! "You're probably confused because we activated something." "There! They admitted it! Blame them!" Explosion! From the way we were heading. No one wants to ride the vorox. 'Cept me. That one time. And he was drunk. We head to the explosion. The path heading down here is destroyed. Elevator has no power. "Well we're trapped. I'm excited. Who's excited?" "I'm excited!" Force the elevator door open. No cables, but there's a tiny hatch big enough for a ganok. "How big is the shaft?" Thag starts climbing the elevator shaft. The doctor probably used the elevator to escape before blowing up the path, the jerk. "It's good we have that check." "Yeah we can burn it for warmth as slowly die." Thag opens a door onto a floor. It's a living area with comfy couches. Hurray, let's take a nap. There are no level to level stairs. Illiad, Darric, and Ren go to check the path while nevermind Thag found a power source. But instead the elevator comes crashing down. We're gonna go check the paths now. The generators aren't working properly. I'll build you a fire extinguisher arm. Thag uses Saul to talk to the unruly AI so Thag can get the shield (heat and radiation) back on. Lights start turning back on. The stairs are gone. "If it turns out that Dr Jones is did this, I am unopposed to assisting you in killing him. But first, let's take his money." Radioactive fire. Yeah, let's leave. "So Thag, how about that local sports team that we don't watch?" As we're heading up it's getting warmer. Shitshit. 6 legs! "Can I go "nying"?" And we run. Darric accidentally knocks over Illiad, but helps him up. Jones is by the turned over skif with red glow. Then the ground shakes as the fusion reactors explode. Then the ground beneath him turns the sand to glass as he steps down. Blamdeblamblam! Illiad activates his shield and the bullets melt. Ren's laser doesn't activate the shield, but only scorches his jacket. Thag gets mostly slag, but some blood. Cooper also hits his jacket. Jones shoots Thag with heat, but misses. Darric fails at lightsaber and is now within arm's reach. Fal also shoots. Battle continues! Thag is shot and catches on death fire. Darric continues to suck and falls over. Cooper runs up and tries to smite Jones. Zombie giblets. Holy bitch slap, Batman! Ren got the best hit thus far! Hit low enough to not activate the shield, but high enough to hurt. And then Demon Jones AOEs with fire. And now we're all made of crap. Jones catches on fire and explodes his own hand. Darric severs his head finally. Loot his corpse! Blank check book huzzah! Data cards and papers 100fb bullwhip and heavy revolver keys. "Let's go steal his shit." "You're going to hell." "But not today!" Books travel supplies field med kit w/ cauterizing wound laser books notes on the underground city. Total 13 botches for the session.