Fading Suns: Maaastadon?

Illiad "Well now that you say that, I can't stop thinking about it." Fal: *two penises touch* Ren "Please stop. It's a little awkward." Smells like chalk. Gothic style church tarnished symbol of the universal church (jumpgate cross) Ren and Fal graveyard marked 3700-4700 Illiad, Darric, and Thag go to the church. Cooper stayed in the control room. Reeves=space jews. Find the plant by a bunch of religious symbols. graves have been disturbed. Plant grave is undisturbed Father Estaban D'carlo has ivy on headstone. Damp zombies! Roll a random die: 20 9_9 Ren can now hear Illiad's thoughts and no sounds. "I hate it here. I'm taking this plant and leaving." Church group. Illiad kicks in the door. "I've already apologized! You can't get angry!" petrified people in pews Darric "Whoooaaah!" Illiad tries to climb Thag like a koala. Cooper "Way to go, rockstar." Illiad and Darric scream at each other. Ren covers head and angrily makes way to church. Cooper takes the elevator. "I would be afraid of you if your flatulence learned to annunciate." "Are they praying in a "oh, dear god" sort of way or a "OH DEAR GOD!" way?" there's a priest standing arms outstretched at the pulpit. Illiad "Like a true gentleman, I'll let the ladydude go first." Something melted his face. The area around the priest is bleached and his skull is fused. Dark stain around neck and dribble of metallic substance. Place feels sanctified to Cooper. Cheesus! Apparently the priest challenged god and got smote. Don'tthinkabouthevoroxpeeingdon'tthinkaboutthevoroxpeeing. Horns of a steer on the ground. Bible in front of him is blanched. Ash shape in window with tail and wings. "You should know what's going on. You tell her. You think clearly. You don't do anything." Illiad wanders off "This is gonna be cool." "Oh no..." "Illiad. What are you doing?" "I found a door and I'm gonna open it." "Can you wait until someone else is there?" "You have 20 seconds 191817!" "Those aren't seconds!" Thag and Darric go to the facility. Kinda militaristic. The footprints. 6 buildings. Darric has a lightsaber it's 2nd age stolen tech! Door and Thag can't seem to tech it open at first. Darric is the best psychic questing knight EVER. Hallway no dust guard station sterile smell. vats old 2nd age think machines video records that are 50 years old. Last entrance was 4 months ago and left 2 weeks later. Short man lab coat balding walks in as though he knows what he's doing. Goes into room and leaves with body on stretcher. Brings into vat room. robot arms dunk in vat with leak later computer and packing in box hulking thing larger than body with fur and rabbit ears? Ren rushing door open up stairs to the left. "Ready?" door open. Priest's house. Lavish, fancy clothing, statues. "Don't touch anything." Hole under mattress. Book gives horrible feeling with brown stain, dry blood. "That's the sort of think you don't touch. You let the priest look at it. And he doesn't touch it either." Ren gets a resonance from within the room... not from the book though. It smells like evil. Ren picks the lock on the chest at the foot of the bed. Wine bottle sealed, golden goblets, silver ruby knife, boxes sealed with theurgic symbols prayer papers. Illiad takes the knife. Bottle is filled with blood. "Give me the knife." "No." "Give me the knife." "No." "Then show me the knife." Boxes aren't evil, but are just sealed and contained. Give Ren a meditative feeling. Putting them up to head makes sound and thoughts return to normal. But he can't see inside the box. "Are they speaking to you?" "No, but you are!" "I've been deafened. I could hear Fal and Illiad's thoughts." "What was I thinking?! :D" Go right in the corridor. Kitchen and dining room and a closed room. "Cooper sense evil." Cooper passes out and convulses. He's in a hallway and people are gone. he passes through the door "You're not bound by the shackles of mortality! You could probably walk on water!" "You're Jesus!" "And by Jesus, we mean dead." Modest room. Altar with a universal church symbol writing in book. Priest leaves Whoosh whoosh focus all your anger! Help me, Whoopi Goldberg! Man from the statues with eyes sunken in. Writer's stabbed by the demon. Shadowy thing. Evil priest calls a man and stabs him, throws the two together and calls for help. "I'm guessing the other priest was Estaban D'carlo. It was the only gravestone with ivy on it." "You and the plant." "How many plants have you seen on this planet?" "A few." "Only this one. Oh Lightbearers, nevermind." "Cooper, do we need a hug?" "I will smite you." This room is pristine unlike the rest of the city. "Illiad. Let him read it." "Are you gonna destroy this one?" "Is it evil?" "I don't know! Was the last one?!" "YES!" Plants ee! Book about his life, plants, god, and people. Lilies. "That big M word. Miracl- Magic? Masturbation? Maaastadon?" "Dear dead guy. We're trying to help people. Thanks. -Illiad." Fal and Ren take plants. Go downstairs. It's darker here. Door. "Cooper, sense evil." Fal "I smell dead people." Two red blinking mechanical lights. Illiad "I can't touch anything without breaking it." "Oh.. where's Thag and Darric?" "They went to the bathroom." "Darric was the one who said we could all pee off the side of the hover craft." "Yeah you think he'd be just the type to piss on dead people." "So why would you need to watch the crypt?" Okay now Ren is thinking about zombies. Cooper walks towards lights and then it's evil and the door slams shut! "THIS IS YOUR FAULT!" Ren needs to calm down Fal before she starts freaking out in the dark again.