Fading Suns: I jizzed in my pants.

Thag manages to pull off the rocky landing. Welcome to Nowhere! Scathe walks off Illiad "Thanks for shoving that thing up your ass!" load up the hover sled Illiad "I'm helping!" Thag "You're a good little noble, yes you are!" "I's alive. WTF. Love- lawlcox" It looks like middle ages New Mexico. large stone church and post office! this is a common place for pilgrimages artifact Gargoyle of Nowhere 20ft tall Illiad "I have a package for you! We're fast!" old desk lady gets two kids to come out and bring the packages inside bulletin board "work needed" passage off world, archaeologist escort through ruins on Nowhere Dr. Harrison Jones. Thag botches his drive land vehicle and the wheelie fails.. the hover craft turns off and skiiiids. Fal and Ren manage to jump off. Illiad is okay, Thag and Cooper faceplant. "Reverse wheelie! Whoo!" Is everyone okay? Saul's airbag goes off. New guy charters a ride out with us by order of the Questing Knights. "Since you're forcing me, why not!" Darric's searching for lost worlds. Thag repairs the hover sled. "That's unusual." "Is it?" "Yes. It is." Ren drives! Illiad to Darric "Do I have to be nice to you?" "Nooo..?" "Alright. You'll see tomorrow." "Have I done something to offend?" "No, but I might. So sorry." The destination is near the gargoyle. Darric realizes that Fal should be dead, but he decides he must be mistaken and keeps it to himself. The gargoyle has a vaguely sarthic effect. Illiad falls on his knees and froths at the mouth. He trips. A path, Cooper, burning planet and the jump cross tarnishing. "I saw a giant rock and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS." "God I'm getting better at this. Well I'm finished." "Don't ruin this for me!! I hate you!" "I ruined it!" "Does god give you orgasms?" "No." "He gives him the runs oh!" Thag gets on the skif. "Your god is cheating on you with me." Driving "The noise makes the skif go!" Archaeologist hovel. knock shouting and crashes Elderly man with a fedora. "You have a hat on your face." Slings a tube over his shoulder. "Everyone get a drink of water and go to the bathroom before we go!" Darric "We have a hover skif. You can just pee off the side!" Fal "It only works if you have a penis." Darric "Raise your hand if you've got a penis!" Everyone by Fal raises hand. Fal notices Ren raise hand and tries to poke in the boobs. "Uh.. hello?" "I'm confused." Illiad "Me too, but it's kinda hot. Do it again." Drive the hover skif behind the dr's jeep. He walks into a hill. "That's nifty." Ren follows. The hill just ate them. Ren pokes head back out "C'mon." there's a stone slab door and intricate carvings including the gargoyle. Door in latin: "Old Navy Performance Fleece" "The hubris of man who doomed us all is locked in here may he be forgotten." "We're going." Jones writes a check "We're staying!" a higher share will go to Thag because he's the 2nd.. Ren rolls eyes. Fal goes out and waits at the skif. Massive structure underground and this must be the entrance. May contain what killed the jungle life on this planet hundreds of years ago. Space bank = spank. Illiad "In my dream there was this door and Cooper opened it with magic and dust and it faded to sand, but then there was hell fire! A planet on fire and an apartment complex of spiders! And a cross with fire on top." "Oh no no." Sounds like the planet Pyre. The sinful might find trouble inside. And it's Illiad's fault! Not Ren's at all! "Any unseen force that has the ability to make a man mess his pants is not a force to be trifled with." Ren "Now that no one wants to go inside, I want to go inside!" "We've got nothing else to go on. Just try. Either than or I'm going to try to push it open. That's what we've got right now." "Go ahead." "Riiight." Cooper "How much of the share would be mine?" "Half goes to the ship and I have to pay everyone, but I could give you a higher share." Ren "I'm just getting shit on here!" Cooper turns the door to chalk. It's dust! Jones rushes, but sometimes stops to write or draw quickly. Fal holds onto Ren's arm. Gold statues! Cooper notices layer of dust on ground though there are footprints ahead of the doctor and looks like something was dragged out. "Walk slowly. Someone might still be in here." Something walked in and left with someone that had big feet and dragged something that smelled of formaldehyde. Darkness. Stairs lead down. scuffling towards the left and that the place is not a cave, but constructed. Ren notices faint light behind a statue. It's a door! There are lights and blinkies and monitors! Saul "Oh god." "Your arm believes in god." from the 2nd republic. Security station. Giant city with petrified plants and people. Fountains turn on. There's lots of finery and it's intact. Fal manages to get stuck in the elevator. On one monitor is living plant. On a dead planet. By the church. Illiad finds a shield. "You took the time to change your belt, but not your pants." Saul gets maps. We take the elevator. And we realize Fal is missing. Ren searches for her mind. And she's crying. On the next floor above. But I can't seem to turn off the emotions in my head. No wait.. somehow I'm stuck in her head.. and I have her thoughts.. that isn't the power I used.. and I can't stop it. "Please stop crying. No really. Stop crying. Yes I do. Yes it's possible. I'm not human. Please stop thinking about my penis."

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