OP: Nautilus - Boot pooer and I won't be a victim!

You walk up to the town and it's a town. Sign that says market that way. Hobos and rich folk with marines. "Look at this stuff. Isn't it neat?" Pantsu! "I forgot my ferret." Cooking supplies. "Fluffles can pull the cart." "Fluffles cannot pull it..... goddammit it's Vince!" Ferret crawls Jigen's leg. Guard "There's something odd about you." *weird face* Rhysferret goes into slave storage building. Guard shoos Jigen away. "Pee your pants! Then he'll believe you!" Team Cooking Squad Alpha. Medical supplies, boat repair utensils and lumber. Rhysferret ties shoelaces together. Roof windows! Murray has to hide in the comically packed cart. Use diplomacy on the vegetables! Murray does not hide in the cart. The other sailors help unload the cart. Silent. Rhysferret becomes Rhyshuman. And is wedged behind the cage of the merman. "Don't worry. I'm here to rescue you. This is all part of the plan." Cody the merman. Jigen goes to stab the window and it doesn't break. Everyone looks up from the rat to the skylight. Wereferret. Cage launches across the room and hits people. Then Jigen falls through the skylight. Boat is loaded up. Shall we convince the other crewmen it's the captain's birthday and they need to keep him out so we can bake a surprise cake? This is a great idea that I just had! "Shooting the shit?" "Poop! Bang!" "It's the captain's birthday." Abigail 665, Billy and Bob 111. OMG WE FORGOT! "Damn kids! Get off my gangplank!" "In my day we didn't have gangplanks. We just jumped to the boat from the dock. If you didn't make it, you weren't worthy to be on the crew. In fact, we didn't even have boats. The crew just held hands and waded into the ocean. You quickly found out who were the swimmers and who were the raft. Captain got to sit on top." Rhys lets out the slaves and the goat. There is stabbing and the first death. Boot pooer!! We have to get the flag. I want to roll my eyes, but it was a pretty sweet flag. "He's gonna come back and I'll have to do something he's gonna come back and I'll have to do something. I won't be a victim!" Abigail goes to get the flag. We'll make an exploding cake to leave behind. I totally know where gunpowder and fuses are. Team Mongoose rushes out into the street. A big guy, a giant weasel holding girls and a goat, and a merman unsheathing a sword. People RUN. "That's not a great idea. You're not a great idea. Your mom isn't a great idea. Your mom WAS a great idea." The fish vendor's cart evaporates as the Mongoose cart comes wheeling down the hill. "My cabbagefish!" Bomb cake says Happy Birthday Captain (underneath: PS We stole your boat) Cart skips and careens into the dock and Rhys and Jigen. Sailing... NOW! Raise the pirate flag! Cannons are fired against the other ships. A crane which has made a nest atop the mast flies off to another ship. Teila finds this peculiar. Use dex to bake the cake. I cook swift and nimbly!. Use strength to bake the cake. CAKE. Use charisma to bake the cake. Hey eggs.. c'mon. Sailing the fuck out of this boat. The girls are sisters and talk in unison. Cody is okay with Jigen having been one of the guys who carried the slaves in earlier. The captain's quarters are locked.