OP: Nautilus - The goat stares back as if to say "I'm a goat. What did you expect me to do?"

Aaaaand the cake explodes. The dock is ablaze. The crane comes back to our ship. Teila's in the crow's nest. Rhys tries to pick the captain's door and fails because it's a weird lock. With a strange key/knob hole. Jigen does a sweep of the ship and finds conspicuously locked big ass doors without handles and blank sheets of metal and holes. Rhys takes Abigail to make jaki doorknobs to open the doors. It totally fails like opening the door with cotton candy. The crane hops away when Teila tries to poke it. Door has no visible hinges. Murray tells the goat he's counting on him. The goat stares back as if to say "I'm a goat. What did you expect me to do?" Rhys takes the doorknobs off other doors and tries them in the captain's door. Teila tries to poke the bird from both sides. "Roll it." "Roll what?!" "I don't know!" Teila manages to brush the crane with one finger. Glee! Rhys opens the door and it swings in up to the ceiling. Bed, desk, fancy dragon harpoon gun, jewelry, furs, and spoils. Shiniesshiniesshines. His pockets are quickly filled. Jigen spies elaborate scimitar type swords over a decorative and non-functional fireplace because that would be stupid. Abigail finds a skeleton hung in a scary fashion. Log post to Vir. Ah ha. Reptile rodent type skeletons on desk? Jigen breaks the swords. Murray: "I smell tomfoolery." Abigail puts on the captain's buckly zipper coats. Teila to crane "I'm naming you later." Behind the craptastic swords is a lot of money! We stole a good boat. Let's all put on captain coats! "I'd like to speak with your captain." "That would be us." Logs and slave records. There's a map. It's solid blue. You are here. Rhys finds a book in a drawer's false bottom. Blackmail on other captains and the company they worked for. Teila puts on a coat. This is the most clothes she's ever worn. Jigen and Abigail grab some knob (heehee) and open more doors. This one opens backwards onto the floor. It's filled with dried meat. "We should close this so it doesn't lose its freshness." MEAT DOOR. Cody: "I want that goat." Murray: "Why?" Cody: "To eat?" Murray: "I've recently become special friends with this goat so no." Abigail opens a door. It's filled with dark and cages. BRIG. Teila opens a door. Chained in the middle of the room is a giant black tiger cat thing. "I have no food, but I'll be back." Mental note: KITTY ROOM. Rhys does a puzzle. Jigen and Abigail take Cody to the Meat Room. And let's not leave him there. Jigen broke a doorknob. And then the door. Murray is surrounded by a goat, a rabbit, a crane, the two girls who aren't near him, and Vince who's passed out in the corner from vomiting too much. Abigail tries to fix the door with jakis. It goes out two feet and then down a ladder.. it's shiny like the top of water. Jaki facehuggers fart carbon dioxide. There's decomposing bodies. Like a morgue. In water. NO. DEAD ROOM. FILLED WITH DEAD PEOPLE. NO TREASURE AT ALL. NOT KIDDING. THIS MEANS YOU, RHYS. Rhys finishes the puzzle. Religious symbol. Get meat out the meat room. Cody eats more meat. They fed me fish flakes. *hands meat* Abigail breaks a door. "You broke it! Why would you do that!?" "I didn't meeeean toooo..." Murray tries to train the goat and the crane. The goat falls over. The crane says "Very nice." and attacks Murray unconscious. Teila fixes the door. "Don't do it again." Linens towels soap hammocks. LINEN CLOSET. Corridor of bunks! Hey, the crane. It goes into the captain's room and picks up a shiny. "What is it doing? What are you doing?" Murray wakes up. The goat stares at him as if to say.. Use the boot pooer, Billah! The crane goes hybrid. "Heeey.." We recognize him. "OH! I told you we were gonna have to kill him!" Jigen throws a smoke bomb. Emphooses on the boot pooer. "Close the door!" "The door's blinking 12 what do I do!?" Chester rushes the vague figure of Abigail. And the goat turns into a giant ass snake with a goat head and goes rocketing down the hall. The goat was lying. Teila manages to squat in time. Rhys dodges. The SnakeGoat's head careens into the wall and explodes out. Snake in the way. "Can't close the door!" "Then don't let him out!" "I'm AT the door!" Thoor's oo snooke oon thoo doooor! Jigen spies the crane and attacks. It drops the coin in the water. Teila jumps in the water, catches a glint, and nabs it. "This is what I do! I fix things and swim good!" Abigail makes a jaki slingshot. Coin sized piece with indents around the edgs and the middle. It's heavier than it should be and a little thicker than a poker chip. Get him in the water! You're in MY domain! What are you going to do, rape him? I WON'T BE A VICTIM! The jaki slingshot hits him. He falls into the water. Teila pokes him until he opens his eyes, waves at him, and then goes to swim away. He tries with all his might to grab her leg. "Oh, no. No you don't." Shake him off and watch him sink before climbing back onto the boat. Are you going to put it in your pocket? Then no. Religious symbols. "I don't know what that means." "We could go get Christian and ask him." "Right like he would tell us... and like he wouldn't try to escape... and like he isn't already dead." Rhys snatches it from Teila. "Not in the pocket!" "Too late." Jaki jaki shake down. Peaceful religious sect. Rhys finds the NO RHYS door. What Teila learned: I found a kitty, fixed a door, saved the shiny, and watched a man die.