Fading Suns - Sacrifices for Fun and Profit!

Illiad and Ren, adventuring explorers, take the elevator down to the "dead room" while Zeke takes pictures and Ness copes with the fact he's psychic. Ren recognizes the winged androgynous figure with the sword as similar to his gods. "What's your goal roll? Mine's 4!" The sword flickers flame for a moment and Ren stupidly touches it. Illiad hears a thing, static over the pins, no answer. Ren hears chains and Fal? The elevator doors close and the lights go off. Flash light doesn't work. Random battle music! "Should we go down and look for them or should we.. truuust them?" "I want to let you know that I am freaking the fuck out right now. I have drawn my guns and have a rough approximation of where you were before it went dark." "Well please don't fire at the first thing that moves because there is a very very good chance it is me." Ren hears Fal calling for help behind the statue and Illiad's suit is heavy. "Help me it's cold in the wall." Ren and Illiad may have possibly gone past where the statue was. And a door has closed. "I am positive something is wrong now!" "Ren I'm thinking really hard what I think of you right now. And Illiad. With your dumb birds and your stupid suit." Roll your crap to fuck! Fal explodes! The figure being stabbed is gone, only left with chains. Cooper tries to listen for them and he's gonna bleed from the face again. "I blew you nearly a botch." Ren listens for emotions and feels Fal up ahead. "Dear God. Where can I find my friends?" Forward and down. Close the doors to hell. Hey maybe some light! Skeletons! "I blame you." "I blame Fal." Pathway descends. Let's all go to hell! Let the cleric lead the way! "Help help acid monster!" Cooper prays and goes through puberty backwards. Ness smokes a doobie and so does Cooper. Fal is a DARE kid! Ren tells the gods they mean no disprespect. "Dear gods, please forgive my friend. He is retarded." Altar with trough and racks 3 hooded statues, path behind. The elevator door turns into a muppet and eats Cooper. In the dark, Cooper sees a light down a hallway. "I'm not a holy man, but isn't there a long standing thing about a light at the end of a tunnel!" Nevermind, Cooper actually failed for being high. "Let's hold hands!" "That's what we did only less gay." "Hold my cape then flap your arms and I'll be an angel!" A gust of methane blows out the lighter and there's lots of light for a brief moment. Thank god Ness had heightened his senses! I'm so warm! Glowy dagger. "Logically, the skeletons are coming to kill us." Something huge with wings comes down the stairs picks up the glowy dagger and screams. Illiad shoots Ness. Ness calls Ren like a dog. "C'mon! *whistles* Let's go! I have a gun!" The door above closes. "Maybe we should fight before we commit to suicide. I've gone on living this far, I think I'd like to continue doing it!" The crystal lighting the room dims. (Before we left Zeke gave Ren a thing that begins vibrating) Runes glowing gear thing. Push button and it gets heavy. It's Paul. He's alive! A shadow rips his head off. Shadow trying to force themselves down Paul's throat hole. Illiad shoots off Paul's leg and Ness sets it on fire. Ren hears Paul screaming though his head is not. Shadows attack at people. The chains have opened up and the shadows avoid them and the light. The fire is out. The shadow is recognized as the statue figure that was chained. Cooper tackles the shadow. Ness tackles the shadow. Ren tackles the shadow with his brain while it bites him. Fal gets one chain on. All the psychics hear shouting in their heads. Illiad, Cooper, and Ness get the other chains on. Ren puts the head on the neck hole? Fal fails at stabbing it with a sacrificial knife. She can't let the knife go. Illiad grabs Fal's hand and stabs the Paul monster and it bleeds into the trough. The mouths scream and the room lightens. Fal passes out (though she doesn't think she does). In her head, she sees the two headed figure who touches her on the shoulder and hands her the sword. She now has ukar god powers. "Do your gods normally speak to people not you?" "I don't know.. I've never spoken to one." "I didn't speak with one either. I saw one." "... what?" T-T And now begins Ren hating Fal. We leave the temple and collect our belongings from the wreckage including the ship gun and go back to Ezekial's ship.