OP: Nautilus - Biting your boss's pants is as good as a letter of resignation.

Combat continues! Jigen has a structural sword holding his organs inside and head butts Malik's teeth out. Cody is sitting on a man's chest and beating the crap out of him. Abigail jumps on Fluffles to protect him from needles. Ash dodges a rope sword, but it's a woman with boobs and everything. Jigen can roll to squirm around. Vince hobbles away! Ash should have been wearing his juicy pants and has a spear lodged in his brain! Ash: "Men? I can hit that." Abigail whips it out! Trips the big guy and runs after the needle girl. Book girl misses Teila and so does a gunshot as Teila continues to tumbleweed through the scene. Ricky eats Josh in small doses. Teila grapples book girl butt good. Penises are hard and screaming all the time. Jerald is being carried upside down in the flippery claw of a seagull and has orders to fight these people. He would appreciate it if Jigen got off his boss 'cause it's a might inconvenient. The spike ball makes Ash bleed some. Jigen has a whip around his neck and does a pullup to bite Malik's hand. Abigail's maneuver is successful. Jigen is the gay chicken champion. "You have a pair. I must remove them." Grab and twist! The man implodes into a tighter version of the fetal position. Abigail calls Vince by his real name, but isn't very good at punching. The book bites Teila's tentacle, she is grazed by a bullet, but book girl is gonna die. Benigan punches the giant in the back of the head while sitting on his neck. The ground shakes as Drake and Chuck enter into battle, the video slows, mist curls on the ground, and a rockin guitar riff starts playing. Jerald bites his bosses leg and finds himself in the arms of a pissed off merwoman. Abigail hits the woman with a spoon. Jerald eats the ground to get away from Gogo, but botches and just takes a bite of sand. A rock from Chuck cracks rifle guy over the head yay! I feel I must defy, but don't know what to say! Bnaaaaharrara! A very specific fetish: hovering blade asphyxiation hand biting. Teila camouflages and hobbleflops over to help Abigail. Benigan passes out from blood loss nooo. Jerald loves yous Miss Gogo! Drake has one arm over the polar bear's neck, flips over breaking his neck, and turning the bear back into a dead half-giant. The other shooter pisses himself and runs. Jigen is gutted and tries to parry with the axe and goes rocketing aside. Ash is gonna pump this guy. Pile of men dominoes into Jigen loosening the whip. Teila rolls butt at grappling while camouflaged. Jerald tries to convince Gogo that he could pay her more, but loses by 1. Drake casually walks up "What's going on here?" and breaks Gogo's spine. The shadow of a rock over Ash, Jigen and co. Jigen head butts Malik repeatedly until he has only 4hp left and IS STILL HOLDING THE AXE. The sword guy scampers and Ash follows. Drake's gonna have to have a chat with Chuck later. Abigail swings a carving knife, but needle girl jumps back and stabs at Teila though fails to knock her off and Teila paralyzes her. Gogo's kinda loosening up now 'cause she's dead. Rock falls. But no one dies. Jigen head butts Malik again until unconscious, but he's STILL HOLDING THE AXE. Abigail bandaids Benigan. Teila stabs the paralyzed people in the throat with her chisel. Jerald walks over to her and she brandishes her tools. Awkward dialogue ensues. It's One Piece Sling Blade. Teila slowly backs away towards Chuck heading towards the boat. Jigen pries the axe from Malik's cold dead fingers. SANDPOOL. Jigen shouts that a guy is making off with his sword and the scrawny weird guy bites a rock and spits at the guy running. He falls, drops the sword, and continues running. Jerald goes to retrieve it for Jigen. Ash takes the guy finally. Abigail tries to fix Jigen by stabbing him more. "I'm not removing the sword, I'm just arranging it!" "THANK YOU JERALD." What's laying around? Rocks, chunks of things, dead girls. Abigail loots the corpses. The book was a venus flytrap. Teila climbs up in the wreckage as Chuck lifts it and carries it to the boat, Teila assuring Bell, Manta, and Naut that it will be okay. Abigail has a devil fruit wrapped in tin foil that she's gonna make into a cake. "It's true. Baked confections can bring sunshine even on a cloudy day." Abigail bites the fruit just to prove everyone wrong! A geek miracle would be getting a crit on a d20 shaped kidney stone. Even in this situation, Teila is excited about the giant boat. Jigen will seek medical attention! Watercolor: sailing back to the other island.