Thursday, September 24, 2009

OP: Nautilus - Eternal Post-it Note

Head back to Shadonis fairly quickly. Chuck hauls the wreckage to the shipyard. Jigen goes to a hospital. Abigail will go to the evening shift of her job. Ash takes Bell to the small library run by a little old lady with a spear. "Watch out for that red one. It's got an attitude." Rope poo? Ash does not see the lady climb a ladder because he's watching the book! Chuck flips the boat onto the not boat killing ribs. How do you sex a boat? If the kitty got pregnant we could have a bunch of little life rafts! It will take a couple days. Abigail sends the jakis out and they return with ingredients from the restaurant, the street, other people's houses, a puppy. Jigen will hold his sword and axe above his head so the doctors can medicalize him. Ash reads his old lady rope notes. He should not set himself on fire. Jigen is wrapped in 4 miles of white gauze. "I'm gonna call you Not Sick." Bossman says to wave the fees. I am both happy and extremely worried by this. A jaki fell into the fryer and tastes like a pork rind. Ash faces a challenge of getting a jaki to take a letter to Abigail. "Order!" Ash visits the dry dock and Teila happily launches into technical ship babble and works through the night with Chuck. Ash gambles a little and then stays at the hospital over the Sicks. The next morning, Jigen goes to the roof and stares at the axe dials, Abigail makes "healing" breakfast for Benigan and Vince. HP comes back in chunks, like vomit! "That's a cracked dial on your sword!" and then leaps to another building. Why would they name two streets Blah? Surely one is a Road or an Avenue! When dawn comes, the other shipyard workers chime in. Set the beams. This is your cat's spine! Important beams will be marked with dark wood inlays. Naut looks a little better as the morning goes on. Jayne, Larry, Ryan, Race, Bannin, and Chuck are now Teila's penpals. Teila regales them with stories of her shipwreck repairs and is now their hero for being self taught. Worst day ever is now the best day ever. Upgrades to the ship! Teila drags Ash around to show him all the things when he comes to retrieve the devil fruit for Vince. Abigail goes to the "taaylurr" to get a new witch hat and cape and a pouch belt from the Matrix backroom. Belt that turns into a boar! They talk about belts for an hour and she is late for the lunch rush! "By slimy, do you mean physically or that you're underhanded?" "A little of column A, a little of column B. Wanna go look at the boat?" "Eh, they'll fix it." They go Jackass. "I'm Jigen. This is Cody. And this is Random Dial One." "How much longer is the boat gonna take?" "Oh we're done! I haven't slept!" "Teila, what did I tell you?" "I haven't eaten either! Yeah!" "Abigail's making lunch. Come with me." "Um.. can she bring it here?" "She's busy." "Can.. you bring it here? Um.. enough for 7? Or.. more.. I don't know how much Chuck eats." "Fine. I'll be back." "Yay!" Apparently seashells have a different function in the air than under the sea! "It's a dial.. that.. a shell... it's a devil fruit." The axe has vibrating greater great cleave! Vince eats the devil fruit and turns into a pile of ropes and he's fine! "You lied! You're Not Sick and a Liar!" Sky politics. "What are you gonna do with three weapons? Put one in your mouth? That's just stupid!" It's a boar with a bowler hat! Drake sent him. "C'mon. We make food for fat ass." "What do you put in the food that makes you not sick, Un-Sick?" "I eat a lot of sugar?" "That goes against everything I've been taught!" "Sugar and salt and oregano and shoelaces and beets.." "What?" "What? Beets?" "You have to boil it in the oven. It really locks in the juices of the soup." "This is the best.. present.. ever!" "My bones are squishy." "I noticed that a little bit." And then Cody eats Teila. "You made me a panic room! I'm gonna try it out right now! Cody, growl at me!" "Grr." "Ah!" Benigan tears up a little. Jaki parade of food playing music on taco shells. "Boar. Middle form!" Flat studded boar snake. Grade A nightmare fuel. "It looks at you as if to say, I'm a boar belt. And I go with anything." Cake the boar belt. Teila passes out from food coma and Jigen puts her into her pool. Next morning, boat ready, post set. "I don't wanna leave!" "You didn't come up from the ocean to stay on an island, did you?" *shake head* "That's a girl." Chuck's cousin is named Jerry. "What's that, little.. wing.. guy? You got a seashell on your sword." Chuck gives directions to a bar to find Drake. Eternal Post-It Note. Nina on the next island, Wara, might be able to fix Jigen's dial. I don't know why that asshole followed me. I think he wants to ask you out on a date, but remember I'M the king of gay chicken! There's marines so we should be careful. "We don't cockblock other pirates!" Vince does not have a bounty. THE Crew. J Crew. "I'll die and make a new character." "But then you'd have to join J Crew." "Damn! I'll show you! I'll... damn!" Don't touch the striped beams. Or you'll die. 'Cause the ship will sink. Or an octopus will stab you. Remember, Malik has a boat. Abigail restocks the boat, quits her job, and gets cookies! Ash informs the librarian of Vince as the new rope rope fruit user. The Process. "Oh no, that's easy. You just put it in a blender and fling it all over the floor." Distilled criminals, like Jim! "Awww we're taking the weird guy?!" Chuck takes the boat out to sea. Drake wishes us good travels. Chuck cries. "I will write you so many letters!" As the boat takes off, some are aware that their money is all gone with a folded note that reads "Thanks. -Drake" Watercolor: Sailing into the sunset saying WTF.

Can Ash be captain? Sure whatever. Drake stole all our money! Wait to go, Captain! Let's mutiny!


Ash has an adjoining little girl room for Bell
Jigen elaborate weapons rack
Abigail tiny fridge and a little stove and walk way to kitchen
Teila ocean theme with a little pool and a clamshell dog house for Manta next to Naut's new fancy room
Cody personal meat room
Vince a panic room and store medical supplies and a work table
Benigan meditation area decorated like his island with statues and poop eating snakes
Captain's quarters is a rec room WITH epictanium pingpong table, small dance floor, card table
hidden compartments for treasure and cannons
all rooms slightly taller and wider
Naut spine beams are marked with dark wood stripe inlays
kitchen has stands in front of all cooking surfaces for Jakis
spaces between rooms in the walls that only Teila and the jakis can fit through

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