Fading Suns - GREEN SPACEY!

Spombies. It is assumed that Ness overdosed on opium and his dead body was left behind. "Endurance plus vigor." "To kill him with my penis?" Illiad overdoses on opium! Ren and Fall snoop in the house, but not together. Ren finds a floor! And overdoses on second hand opium! Fal finds a secret passageway behind a bookcase. "I'm in a house! It's safe!" Corridor with peep holes. In everyone's room on the ship there's a painting of a stick figure that says "Don't look at me!" and has peephole eyes the size of tennisballs. Stairs. SAFE HOUSE DOWN! Heavy doodie door. It's opened a crack, yes I said crack. Fal finds the light switch. It kills you! Chains and paddles. It's a sex room! Safe house safe house! Murderous sex room! Band coffin! Illiad is high as a kite. Ness was too, but now he's quiet. One of the paintings winks. Illiad winks back and starts to take his clothes off. "And that's when my puppy died. We had dreams, Spacey I and I." Oh Spaceys I through V. Various entertainments are found. "I have one of these in my house!" It's a blank spot of wall. Illiad acquires assless leather chaps! Dun nun nun na! And a single belt as a shirt and a ballgag for a necklace. Ren finds the house to be too quiet, but believes everyone to be accounted for. A child's voice says "Come play with us". Ren assumes the two high psychics to be fucking with him and goes into stealth mode. "Is the fur coat Illiad? Then I'm going to move on." Ren taps on the back of the closet and finds it to be hollow, but hears running in the hallway. "SOS?" And they find each other. "Ren! Look at my necklace! And my shirt!" "Wear that always." "But not on friday. We're friends!" So he wasn't screwing with me, just being high. So who was in the hall- Sex room? The iron maiden is a trick! Ren tries to pocket a golden penis, but it's heavy! "We could make a fortune on the calendars." "Hmm.. we'll need to talk to Ao." Ren goes to the tournament at the casino in a low cut slinky dress. Illiad still in his chaps. It's a black tie affair. "Give the man a tie." He's dressed to the nines, but only one of them. One Scraver, one Hazat, one Reeve, and two Charioteers, two are women and one is Ren. It gets down to Charioteer Jayne and Ren and Ren wins yay! Ren takes Fal and Illiad out because she has money now. "Why's it green?" "Decados?" "But you named it the Black Mantis." "Oh. But I like green." "Then name it the Green Mantis." "But mantises are green. That's not special." "Then.. name it after another animal. Green Spacey." And it's done. Ren's given one suitcase red, one not, with an envelope to contact them based on response. Circus guy? "What if we had him put on a show for us?" "I don't want a circus." "I do. Now that you've brought it up." Fal takes off not into a sun! Hurray! The planet zips away. "Wow. This was a nice purchase." "It was. I'm glad I own Spacey." XD "I think this was a joke. There's a bin of prosthetic arms." "This is the lamest joke ever. Now I'm armed." "No, that was the lamest joke ever." "Where did you.. what is that?" "We'll talk about it later. We have guests right now!" The larger animals require land. We will have our show. Fal has My Little Ponies instead of dinosaurs. One is named Twinklestar. "I'm very happy you got me the kid's meal, sir." "I will call him and inform him that the performance is naked friday." "I think they can swing that." "Alright. Click." "Why did you say click?"