OP: Nautilus - The audience can't see the actors before the wedding!

I'm wearing a big skirt dress thing. I'm wearing the pants stuff and the jacketmabob. Melody in fancy dress with rope on her arms, Nicholai in wife beater and torn jeans and a sword, Dover in metal face plate with rows of six shooters and a cloak, three other guys in marine suits and finest red shirts, one particularly large. I'll take a poison sac with a side of bone. Teila is standing there as if to say I am a human in a dress. Watch me human. "Welcome to our boat! ... Line?" Ash is charming, surprisingly so is Cody! Teila and Vince awkwardly wave. Benigan "Are those the ones we hate?" Roll my.. bluff? No, stamina. You've already been stabbed. "We hate pirates. Please forgive our writer. He's prone to flights of fancy." Teila pout. If we're gonna die, let's at least be drunk enough to not know what happened! Ash separates the captains so if they can't whisper about killing the pirates. One jaki with a bow is meant for Melody. "I need the name of a random island." "I'd like to use a lifeline and phone a friend?" We came from Shadonis. Weird jellyfish. We didn't know Drake used to be a pirate! Awkward Teila is awkward. She is young and recently trained on Shadonis. Nicholai the Sword Guy. Nick Nick Nick! He trained with Hawk Eyes Mihawk, the best swordsman on the Grand Line. Jigen is wearing a costume! He believes us! He's our resident protector. He's like an alarm system. We just set the code. Abigail goes Food Network on us. Everyone has been fooded. Get a tshirt launcher and a whole chicken. Everyone etiquettes pretty well, cept Vince who chokes. When eating sends you to your panic room, you may have a problem. Abigail implies that we might be requiting more actors and Melody tricks Ash into making gentleman a flaw. Melody squishes a jaki's face into its body. She wants to act and has lots of money! Oh... boy. It'll take 5 days to get to Wara. The stagehands have stage fright. Actor's Code! The audience can't see the actors before the wedding! Ash takes Vince to the deck and he promptly vomits. Melody flirts with Jigen until he lets her in the play. Teila nearly hyperventilates. Captain Dover. Is his name Ben? And everyone sets their character sheets on fire. Let's talk about guns! We're gay weapon buddies now! Vegapunk made them for him. Breaker fruit. "I've never seen a fruit inside an object before." That's 'cause you're gay now. The homosexual agenda is to get everyone to make innuendos! I knew Kristy was a spy! "Once pirates thought the fake gold we had was real! It was really funny when they stole it." What she's not telling you is that it was her. Use the pirate point! It's like when the object you're buying has a coupon right on the front! They haven't looked at this week's wanted posters. It's time for desert! Awkward Cody is awkward. "C'mon Commodore! All the cool pirates are doing.. I mean all the cool actors and marines are doing it!" Abigail makes Mind Erasers! Benigan drunkenly rambles about his island. *deep breath*.... pudding! High society pudding. Mousse. Dover's dad was a marine who had a pirate rip his lower jaw off with a hook. "You can't read what people are saying, I mean thinking, 'cause of intimidation." "It's hard to read what people are saying too, 'cause it's audio." Misthaven. Really? Teila thinks maybe she can tell the boat to turn into a tiger and kill us all and then the boat will drown, ending all of us in one blow. Ash was raised by Old Man Murry who was an animal caretaker. For cows. Abigail "What's a blue?" "How did you end up on an acting crew?" "It was my calling." Teila is from the island of Lostoys. She road a ship to Shadonis and learned to work on boats there. She did human things there and lived in a house with other humans and certainly doesn't talk to fish or have tentacles. So interesting. Jigen's from a backwaters island. He learned he was gay when he wouldn't suckle from his mother's breast and only his father's. Melody will be back tomorrow to watch us rehearse. Vince nervously drinks coffee. Teila faceplants. Is it a faux pas to cast the marine captain as a pirate. "We're actoors!" Melody would snap Jigen right in two. Good day bad day. When's the banquette? "We'll have to kill them." "If we kill one of them do you think the rest of them would act for us?" "I like your optimism." "What if they're ahead of us?" "We just gotta pray they're not!" Watercolor: TO HOPE!