OP: Nautilus - Montagery: We'll cross that bridge when we burn it to the ground.

Jerald has been unconscious because he bit a part of the boat and a cat promptly mauled him. "Mornin' y'all." "Holy crap who are you?" Jigen explains to Jerald what's going down. The crew rehearses under the watchful eye of Teila. Oh dammit Jerald's ad-libbing again! God why! Or whatever I worship! Ash greets Melody and her guards. Ash grabbed Abigail's script by mistake! Melody is a princess, not a pirate! Haha! 9_9 VonTrap it! Wench yar! Melody sends the play down the tangent to hell. Jawesome. Boneriffic. Melody has rounds and will be back. Teila makes revisions from her notes. Abigail begins on costumes. Jakis assault everyone with tape measures. Jigen teaches Ash to sword fight for the fight scene. Montage! Basically over the next couple days you get hit with a mop. A lot. Hot cross bun skull flag is made! Teila and Cody salvage paddles and broken life rafts and human remains. Abigail finishes costumes! They are awesome! She turns pirate garb into pirate garb! Authentic! It's an amalgamation of all the marine captains I've seen. "An evening dress?" Most people have learned their lines. Jerald is now being given puns as a comic relief character. Teila makes a tiny boat and props. "You'll be dead right now. Love the Admiral." The three sweeping mountains of Wara come into view. Teila spots a small black ship with red curtain sails. Teila talks in a higher pitched voice. "If those of us who can swim go over there, we could kill them all. The ship would pull in empty. No one would know." We're surrounded by marines. NEVER FORGET. Teila and Cody swim off to the actor ship. "I'm Teila, this is Cody, and this is getting our asses kicked." Cody punches a hole in the ship. "This is good! I can cripple the ship!" The ship starts veering in a circle and sinking. Teila camouflaged grapples a guy and paralyzes him, Cody rips the other guy's head off. Brute force and stealth team go! Teila paralyzes and Cody drags them into the boat to drown. It's the Bonnie and Clyde of the merworld. The actors drown in the most horrible way. Teila apologizes. Cody eats one of them. It was like a date! No time for love, Doctah Jones! Ash docks gracefully. We have a lot of attention as now the only non-marine ship. Cody will chill underwater and return aboard at night. Teila climbs up and below deck, dries her hair, and puts on clothing. Ash says our dock fees will be comped. We'll cross that bridge when we burn it to the ground. "That sunk quickly." "Yeah.. heheh." o_O "What if the survivors come up?" "There won't be any survivors." Vince is mildly horrified. "Also, I got some new props." Vince is more horrified. "No, real props. Acting props." Marine castle! Today's word is: shhhh. Everyone back in. We're wearing masks to promote the show! Oh wait, our costumes are pirates. Let's wear our masks and nothing else oh wait. Hot Cross Players! Come see the show! Ash and Jerald are gonna go find out when and where the show is. Out of the frying pan... The marine base is enormously huge! A man sitting is the same height as everyone standing. Nancy handles the ball. The Spiral Players? No, they said they couldn't make it. The Princess and the Bear. It's a metaphor for the life we have to bear. Aaaaaah. The day after tomorrow will be a good day! The head count is roughly 645. Yay. Admiral Akainu. Captain Hotpants versus Captain Butterpants! This has always worked in butter's favor! Now all we need is a lobster zoan type! Ash goes to a BOOK shop and asks stupid questions. Let's take the guided tour of the marine headquarters! No! It'll take a week for the logpost to set. And Ash backflips out a window, Jerald closing the door behind him. Teila has a netbook! Vince and Benigan will go with Jigen to find Nina to repair his dial. "I'm going to find a local eatery! Oh wait, I have no money. Oh wait, I've never cared!" Ye Olde Pubb and Grille. It's filled with white coats. House specialty at the bar. She's wearing her horrible costume! A little jaki hand pops out of her cleavage and knocks hands away. It's a booby trap! Cock vacuum. Jigen goes to the BOOK store. They're having a sale on fiction. Nina lives in the next town, it's a three hour walk. "Hey little lady. I like your outfit. I'd like to put my cock in you. Thanks, Jigen." Two girls one devil fruit. Jigen catches on fire. He's probably thinking she has no gag reflex. Thanks, Jerald! I'm Jigen, this is Jerald, and this is spontaneously catching on fire. The fertile fertile fruit. "There's so much to do. Washing my hair before the play. Ooooh." Ash returns to the ship. Watercolor: Abigail being hit on in a bar, Jigen wandering to the next town, Ash, Teila, and Jerald on the ship, Vince and Benigan wandering about, Cody napping on the bottom of the ocean.