OP: Nautilus - Teila took the human puppy. Presumably to kill it.

"This is your bill." Ahaha! Dark secrete. "I'll wash all your plates before you close or pay you double my bill!" They're kuroseki plates! "You're my only friend, bit of string." "Wh.. why do I have to tell Teila? You're the captain!" Abigail has jakis dump the chairs of the guys who pinch her butt. Abba sees this happen. A chicken does a bellydance in the corner. Abba tricks people into thinking they're kicking each other and then phases through the floor screaming all the way. "I know you pushed my chair and I'll find out how." "Okay. Would you like another refill?" "Yes." James skull fucks a candle and then humps the goldfish. Abba steals a half eaten baked potato with a dead man attached to it halfway through the table and a handful of salad. Captain Butterpants, meet the pickpocket Butterfingers. "Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Yay!" "Play's in two days. Jigen is gone. Benigan is going to learn his lines, just in case." "But Teila talked to him on her magic paintbrush phone and he seemed fine." "I'd rather be an arsonist than suck infront of Admiral Akainu." *paintbrush snap* "Welp. I'll be in my panic room." "I'm not going to kill you because then we'd be down two actors." Abba phases into a jaki and everything tastes of cloud and pink. He touches another guy's leg and is suddenly untabled and the center of attention! He resists being grabbed and phases through the floor. However, the hand follows him! Abigail takes his opportunity to flee! Abba grabs meet and a main with grey hair and a white coat stares at him. "Whatcha got there?" "...nooooothiiiiing." "I didn't want the meat to get lonely." Abba walks down the stairs behind the couch. Running through crowd not good plan. Abigail is trampled. Abba runs into walls! Abgail goes back to serving drinks. Abba runs into Ash who directs his pursuers elsewhere. It's a barrel of sea water! It's how Abba bathes. "Eww this tastes like little boy." Granpa! Uncle Joey! Big sis! Rapin' Bob! "Puppy!" You're a thing yay! Teila rolls her eyes and drags the boy below deck, after a panicked phase. "I'm the company seamstress slash actress slash..." "Keep your nose clean." *flips through a clipboard of wanted posters* "Ah haha okay." "I don't know I have a wanted poster." "Except for when Ash told us we all have one." Look at that kitty go! "What does he think this is? A daycare?! Don't touch anything or he'll eat you." "Kitty!" Abba rides Naut sideways. "Teila took the human puppy. Presumably to kill it." Vince feeds him. "No our cook made it. Welcome to the ingredient pantry." "Just because I do these things out of necessity, it doesn't mean I kill every one I meet." "That's how we first met." Abigail and Abba are now food friends. "Your bag is empty." "Well I don't expect you to see it." Feast is had. The play is tomorrow. Jigen has still not returned. Abigail is going to audition for the pirate king. Ash tries to teach Abigail to stage fight and loses. Abigail kills Ash and we use Teila and Vince to Weekend at Bernies Ash sauntering like a marionette. Abba is now in the pirate chorus and he sings like a choir boy and dances like a queen. Watercolor: practice makes perfect.