Fading Suns - Finale: If Firefly had an emperor and everyone was a dick, this would be it.

Spiffilis. Does a skull imply yes naked friday or no naked friday? "That's why I sit on a towel." "I'm not the only girl!" "You never were." "The only real girl." "That hurts, Fal." "And technically you're not a real girl either." Jim is afraid of catching alien diseases from vorox. All girl naked music were declared. Rock out with your cock out. Literally. "Cooper, there's naked ladies on staaaage." "R.. really? You're not lying?" "Not this time." It's Green Spacey's first Naked Friday! And Cooper was coerced out of his room! Mark this day! Mantis Tears oh boy! Cooper wakes up on the stage with the main singer and the drummer. Illiad wakes up in the captain's chair with the bassist and his chair is slippery. Ren wakes up in her room with the guitarist after a different night. "If I can still succeed at different, then yay me!" Fal wakes up covered in engine grease and Ao is there. "Yes. I leveled up!" "Waking up's an important thing for my character!" Jim whines about cleaning us up. "I should probably take stock of what you have on board." "You should 'cause I gotta tell ya, a lot of it goes into my body." "Are you okay?" "Why? You wanna come in?" "I think you already did." "Ohhhhhh!" *down the hall* "Ohhhhh!" "Also yes." "Get back in the shower. I have no idea where I've been." "Where have I gone wrong? Or is this the right path? I don't know anymore." "Get off the stage!" Fal hears a beep. "Boop." "Everybody buckle in." "I'm the only one here." Buckable. Spuckable. Twinklestar says go! Illiad and Fal are vacuumed formed to their chairs. And before us is the space that Illiad was asked never to return to. There's debris in our area. An emergency buoy to the right of the gate. Ship name the Sky Wolf. Decados ship for border patrol and high dignitary escort. "There's so many ways to die in space." "Drug overdose is one of them." "Did you know that's the second highest cause of death in my family." "I readily believe that. Is rectal trauma first?" "I'm no man's spicken." "I don't trust gravity." "Considering it's not here." Illiad tethers Cooper like a balloon. Dead bodies. And statues hunched over. They're metallic. "I don''t like this assumption." "Me either." "What's your tech level?" "Tech level superstitious." "I am a magician!" hand scanner "Aww I'm not that kind of magici- there's people here!" "Cooper, I'm gonna toss you to the dead guys!" "Magician." "I'd come see your dead guy show." "I appreciate that, Illiad." Sometimes it just hits me that our characters are a bunch of dicks. "You guys in?" "That's what she said." Seems flooded with water. There is still power. If Firefly had an emperor and everyone was a dick, this would be it. "C'mon in the water's fine!" I'm not pro-crocodile. Bloated bodies. "Look at it!" "No! Stop trying to make me look at the dead guy. Ew." "It's gone. I lied!" A gannok with a gun! "The last one set off the reactor!" "I don't know what a reactor is." "It's true! He doesn't!" "I'll shoot one of them. Fuck! You look just like the guy!" "Aaaaaah! You have to let us kill him! This is important!" "Mistress, these guys are confusing me." It's great-great-grammy Decados. Illiad picks up the monkey and points him at the old lady. Did you just cock the monkey? Illiad throws a cocked monkey at his grandma. Aaaand Mikell's on the Spacey. Jim's out, Ao's locked up, and he's taking Fal to his ship. Gold Star! The Anti-Shat. Mikell doesn't get on the ship yet! Yaaaaaay! "How far could he have gone in half an hour?" Radar scan boop! "Does he have a Romulan cloaking device?" Illiad and granny shout. "Get your finger off the trigger." "Nana, you taught me better than that." "You guys should check behind you." "Nah, he's flashier than that. Hey Fal? Scan the ship again." Someone tried to pick a lock. Crap. Two heat signatures. One is here, the other is Spacey. Back to the airlock and the statues are pulling guns on us. I knew I didn't like that assumption. FUSION! guns. "What'd ya get?" "19. I'm going to die now." "Alright. I'll be there in a minute." "Do I not have a self sealing space suit?" Not Squeezy! Aaaan Ilaaa! Emm shoogaaah. The ship's turrets are introduced to the fight. Cooper turns one into dust and splodes it. Jim "not a gunner" kills one! "Oh right. Dickhead's still over there!" "I forgot about Dickhead." Illiad hit the ship and blew a hole in Ao and his quarters. After the robots, Ao welds the hole. We still can't see Mikell, so we go planet side. Ren gets a bandaid and then goes and makes tea for he nice lady. "You're my favorite person, Jim." "Just don't make me get naked." "No promises." "'Cause you know how Illiad shows his affection." "By rubbing his penis on your penis." "Mikell, I'm pregnant." "That's news to me." "Because I don't have a penis." "I'm tempted to try and destroy the gate." "Um.. don't." "I had sex last night." "Good for you. Raise your hand if you didn't get laid last night." Jim raises hand. "Called it!" "Ha! Sorry Jim." "Hey guys! Remember me? I don't care! Fix that!" MONTAGERY! Ren delivers suitcase. It explodes a building! And Ren returns the other to Scathe! And is now a Jonin woot. Fal and Cooper also go up in rank and Cooper gets a chart o' phallics which means he can be a record keeper. Scathe reluctantly tells Ren about Fal's Annanuki. Ren informs the Scraver's about the lost temple. Illiad also divulges information on the planet, there was dispute over who owned the planet so now Illiad does. And Ren will take a crew back there to properly explore and document it. Illiad is reknighted and now a duke. Illiad Jorge Concherto Montezuma Arena Decados. Duke. Fal is taken into the Hawkwood house because they believe her to be the actual daughter and she runs with it. And because Fal is an npc now, she gets good at flying. And they all had sex forever. The end.